Seeing Slack's "Coming soon: AI will be turned on for your organization..." message in multiple Slacks feels like the science fiction trope of the upcoming software update that will synchronize all the blue lights going red, then all the things starting to kill everyone.
Finds inspiration from a really rugged looking farm cart and becomes Bruce Wain, but later loses his joie de vivre and adopts Bruce Wane.
Is this some kind of recursive thing where bro is just a terrible character in a book.
to be entirely fair up until today it seemed pretty likely mamdani would lose to a corrupt sex pest. things can change for the better.
Tempted to make this apology a paste up on our local Telegraph fash-adjacent billboard advert.
Gun & Rose
(which is also by coincidence a pleasant, grade II listed pub in the Yorkshire Dales)
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I had one yesterday that didn't just spam ads but REDIRECTED TO TEMU IN A BROWSER. Get the fuck off my phone.
Nope on a Rope
Rik.
Rich bellends getting their arse handed to them, you love to see it.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
4 Fast 4 Furious
Welcome to Hogwarts. For tariff reasons your tuition this semester will be conducted at our Tennessee campus. Also the house elves are kids with measles now and Hagrid has been deported.
Didn't realise the Jedi conclave was coming up too.
Tony Blair Shut The Fuck Up challenge.
The One Where Chandler Gets Deported.
You need to come up with a plan, so you can tell people This Is How We Do It.
3/ Any trade deal with the US is basically meaningless as long as Donald Trump isn’t in prison.
Perfect that at a distance it looks like you dripped burger sauce on yourself.
Bellavitano espresso rind cheese and the good jalapeno pretzel pieces. Other that that, not sure.
This is how you know something is a Rogue-like game. You have to ask her directly.
Tesla satnavs will also only direct you to do right turns.
I'll get my coat.
Text message app, message reads: "Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans."
Yeah definitely have "get his ship names out your mouth" feels here.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
Ugh yes. I banned myself from ever playing WoW because I knew exactly what would happen. I didn't learn from my own advice with Factorio.
Following an undetected quantum resonance cascade in early November 2024 we are, in fact, in the mirror universe.
Just needs birds and floods and you've got yourself a Piranesi simulator.