I can also hear an entire Teams call through the wall of someone who refuses to wear headphones but I'm definitely getting lots of work done today purely because I'm not in my house.

My colleague is eating tinned mackerel in the office and just had a conversation so loud I couldn't hear the person literally standing next to my desk but in-person working is definitely more productive

Gagarin wasn't the first man in space, he was just the first man to make it back again.

Madder, it's technically a desert.

And these people claim to love the country...they just don't want to pay for it 🙄

I quite enjoyed it...the cleanup on the bluray is defo beneficial though

Cow cat lying on a bed, staring avidly at the TV showing Underworld

At least the cat enjoyed it

Me explaining CSO and the indirect influence of Underworld upon modern film-making / my boyfriend

What's the point of universities, eh? 🙄
www.universitiesuk.ac.uk/what-we-do/p...

Finn, a black and white cow cat, looking judgementally from his cat tree

Finn, a black and white cow cat, looking slightly guilty with an extra black splodge on his face

A fun new game the cat has instigated is, "have you always had these markings or have you been rubbing your face on the bike chain again?" 🤦‍♀️

I had an A Level on my 18th birthday and vowed in that sweaty sports hall, never again. 38 this year and still never worked my birthday. What's the point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?

The candidate lists were publicised on Friday, so realistically as soon as they can get their printing sorted

Please keep the jaunty wedding music though 🙏

Where I learned everything worth knowing tbqh

I had blue hair in my last one which taught me you can completely befuddle 90% of border guards with some hair dye

Passport office: you are banned from doing anything that gives your face any definition in this photo you're stuck with for the next decade

Me: 🌝

I'm not called Ian though 😇

If David Morrisey counts, Blackpool.

RIP Beowulf you would have loved a buzzball and a cheeky Nandos

"Lads!"*

*gender neutral

Feel better soon, there's been some gnarly bugs out there recently x

University grading is obsolete and nonsensical and if we insist on grading from 0-100 (but realistically only using about half within that range) we should at least award students a number as there is absolutely zero discernable difference between a 59 (2:2) and a 60 (2:1)

We have just had the same conversation about Top Cat being Boss Cat when I was a kid and I'm still not convinced he entirely believes me about any of this.

I'm old enough to remember when they inexplicably renamed Coco Pops for a hot minute

Cartoon of a man wearing a t-shirt stating SICKOS pressed against a window saying YES...HA HA HA...YES!

As this is only against the spirit, not the letter of the rules....Doctor Who.

We had the pop up book, even that probably created childhood trauma

I *think* Balamory might qualify.