The American Spirit

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lmao come on man

From the Wikipedia page for Sonic the Hedgehog: “His personality was based on then-Governor of Arkansas Bill Clinton's "can-do" attitude.”

This apparently-true fact about Sonic the Hedgehog invites us to imagine a world where Bill Clinton never rose to prominence and as a result Sonic was lethargic and useless

A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about the Muppets. Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it.

Millions and millions of potential voters rallied in the streets against police brutality millions of potential future voters fearing getting shot in school they ran top cop with a glock and an endorsement from Cheney but ya it was the wokism that did us in!

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of "soup du jour" each day.

A smiling dark haired woman says “Well shoot i almost forgot that today is national Get Dicked Down By An Elf Day. I had better get hunting.”

She looks at her phone, which is open to a dating app called Love Elf. She’s looking at the profile of an elf named Dwindel. In his picture he has pointy ears and is wearing a tunic. He's smirking and standing in front of some mushrooms. His age is listed as 10,255 and his bio says “hey I’m dwindel I like to play fifa watch parks an rec and drink potions in a verdant dale.” She says “Oh wow he has got it going on.”

She sends him multiple text messages: “Hey there crumb cake ❤️❤️” “You have got what I need!!” “Text me Baby..” “I want to clutch you ❤️” He is typing.

National Get Dicked Down By An Elf Day [1/2]

they need to start using this passive aggressive bumper Brad Bird put in the Ratatouille credits but for assuring there’s no AI

Principal Skinner: WELL, I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SO FUNNY. RIGHT NOW DRAKE IS AT HOME CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

It’s not even that. Defamation would be almost preferable. This is “your honour, I think people are lying about how much they like this diss track about me.”

Rod Serling would have absolutely loved the idea of the richest man in the world wanting the one thing he can’t buy: people genuinely liking his dumb little jokes.

pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise

11/20/2022

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11/23/2020

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did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .

One of the great and underreported tragedies of the 20th century was that the Coens couldn't get Marlon Brando for The Big Lebowski. He would have been so insane in that movie he'd make John Turturro look normal. It would have killed.

"Now they're stuck with him." how unbearable and awful of a person you have to be that even the GOP can't stand you

rob delaney @robdelaney "Ha ha ha! Terrific!" - Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen

A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)

sparks is the american band who should be british and supertramp is the british band who should be american

If you remade Citizen Kane with Elon instead of “Rosebud” he would whisper “A friend” and there would be no mystery

Looking for moots follow me if you like indie rock and seinfeld and shakespeare #promosky

The Telltale Heart starring Nardwuar is money on the table

Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?