That might fix me?

Eggs are delicious 😋

(Thanks, I've been thinking about getting it as a tattoo)

Tomato soup.

Name your fav soup.

Either a bacon, tomato, egg and cheese sandwich or a sausage, tomato egg and cheese sandwich.

Name your fav sandwich.

Bitch, I don't masturbate.

I make love to myself.

Then I make myself a sandwich to reward myself for being such a passionate lover.

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

Lori is sitting on their bed and has their right side to the camera. They are smiling and lifting up one of the straps of their tank tops

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Do you think Peter Parker ever ask MJ to cosplay as Black Cat for sex reasons?

Bruce Wayne has definitely hired sex workers dressed up as Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.

Man how is the from show subreddit just pure misogyny

pic of guy with a book or something in front of him saying 'chronic illness stop! i'm trying to work' while a blue guy grabs him and says 'psst. hey. pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeee.' mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

I can fly

妖精なのでお空だって飛べちゃいますっ‪☆

no, no, jesus christ was the doctor... you're thinking of jesus's monster

Call me weird but I think there's something sexual about masturbating.

Asking the cute goose girl do it honk tho

Just gonna keep reposting this today.

James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social I'm shocked, *shocked* that once again the Greens are opposing renewables Mark O'Neill@radiobeartime.com www.bbc.co.uk/news/article.. The Greens are an embarrassment BBC NEWS 'Industrial scale' solar farms attacked by Norfolk's Green The county council's Green leader says solar panels should be locally owned and put on ro... www.bbc.co.uk 9:33 AM: Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply

Except they're not opposing renewables. They're opposing us flogging off still more of our natural resources to rent seeking overseas capital. And we can all click on the article to read this

Me in a black dress and platform boots wielding a flaming sword

Updated my pfp to the one you all know ❤️‍🔥

Hey, read this. Thanks!

Vampire tech bros.

Once the club is full I switch on the UV lights and holy water sprinklers.

Less tech bros in the world.

You’re the owner of a club where all the supernaturals like to hang. Two rivals want to book the spot for the same night. The vampire tech bros are offering twice of what the werewolf mafia can pay but the werewolf mafia is willing to provide their own security and will owe you a favor. WDYD

the vampire tech bros have a 6000% chance to already having been banned from the bar because tech bros don't understand consent. (ask yourself why you can never say "no" to something tech related it has to be "not right now" or "ask again later")

rereading my college psychology papers and feeling thankful that i went to college before AI plagued learning departments. also, forgot how much of a boss i am at writing

Got a little stoned. Brain still slow. Not work too good, still tired, but head doesn't hurt and the weed mind fog covers and softens the regular mind fog.

Thankfully wife was able to get us an extension.

Insurance is now due 4/24 and I am out of pain meds. $210 needed.

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Never doubt yourself. You’re always doing exactly what you should be. Don’t listen to naysayers, haters, security guards, cops, judges, parole officers, etc.

my 4-star review of Project Hail Mary (2026) which reads: it’s not the most original and it could’ve been 30 min shorter and it’s a little corny at times. but it’s really sweet and fun and pretty to look at and i enjoyed myself a lot. def recommend it in imax. also gosling carries this, that guy is a movie star