Today at work my colleague repeatedly got told bad info by chatgpt while trying to plan travel while an applicant tried to use it to explain to me the legal cover I (absolutely did not) have to do something I'm specifically forbidden from doing.

AI, making the world a little better every day.

never bet against the house 😈

game changer s8 premieres may 18th 🎉

And I could do it in a car in under 15

I recently discovered that in one of my favorite couples, neither had a favorite dinosaur.

I created a bracket so they could fix this.

Came out pachysephalasaurus and compsognathus.

pulitzer grade journalism to assign the clavicular interview to a man who looks like that lmao

Screenshot of Blue sky. The top post is mentioning a very cute dog and at the bottom is a close-up of a insect. There is a post between them but it's not relevant to the story

My brain skipped the post between yours and the photo and man was I confused.

TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back

Gerlach's year round population is under 150

I feel like I learned this, but that five goes to the nearest even number and not always up.

Took a nap and when I woke up I thought I was waking up for the first time that day and then panicked that it was one in the afternoon.

At an event photo booth the guy in our party said that I should high-five him over his wife's head for one of the poses. I quickly exclaimed "no! that's a sex thing!" and we pivoted to a goofy trio of thumbs up.

And then had to explain what an Eiffel Tower was to the woman who ran the booth.

Relistening to the @ifbookspod.bsky.social back catalog and Peter jokes Michael is saying something "as bombs drop on Tehran."

Had to double check the date.

July 2025.

I broke down and did a factory reset of my phone to try to fix the camera issues and they're still fucking happening.

In my head the words sound close enough that I understood this as "brassiere" and had so many follow-up questions but also get it girl.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

*hunger games cannon*

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I dated a guy that didn't believe in the moon landing. The relationship lasted longer than that discovery.

Dark painting in classical style, depicting a woman in a white dress with her back facing the viewer, wrapped in red fabric. The face of a man peaking through the darkness, near the woman's bleeding neck.

Book mockup of the first illustration.

The Dracula cover I worked on is finally revealed.

I am very stoked about this project, because doing a cover art for a classical book is a dream I didn't know I had, and also because they agreed to have the cover art minimalistic and elegant, and I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT.

I've got a pocket, got a pocket full of baklava

There's an America's Next Top Model documentary and that's going to be my whole personality for a while.

Photo of two cakes side by side. Both are a braided roll, with frosting on top. There are green purple and gold sprinkles.

I had to make my own King Cake this year like some kind of savage. Living in the wilds.

During my training there was a duck crossing the road. The instructor saw my eyes go wide and put a hand over to steady the wheel.

"That's a dead duck right?"

I get that he just didn't want me swerving off the road, but 15-year-old me was practically in tears when I said "yes...."

A screenshot of a restaurant named " Thai food near me"

The search engine optimization of this Thai place is off the chain

Guy on my tram has a sign on his phone that says "Ticket inspection on board" that he's flashing at everyone who boards so that they tap on and don't get fined.

True hero. Nobel prize material here.

All together now, WAS THAT PEDRO PASCAL?

JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):

A kid passed me the ugliest origami swan you've ever seen after an interview and I had to declare it to my boss.

Me seeing "tag friends" and not really processing it: Is marine biology just sharp laser tag?

Brown Sugar Kitchen in Oakland. They had a corn meal waffle that I still dream about. And the smoked pork hash 🤤 Business was a COVID casualty.

A quokka sits on its hind legs, front tucked to its chest, looking at the camera.

Quokkas are rats with good PR and I love that for them.