Bottom trawling is horribly destructive to coastal ocean ecosystems, and deep-sea mining will do the same to the open ocean. #OceanFilm 🌊

I bet Cory booker had such a long piss

"I used AI to make a Studio Ghibl-"

no i will not draw you a map to the clit i will hold your hand and walk with you on the long and arduous journey through dry desert and torrential flood until we reach the summit and scream off the edge of the clit together

Unfortunately that French lady singing “Emiiiiiilia” is now an intrusive thought.

Thinking about that French woman who sang with her award at the Oscar’s. Wtf was she doin

Accidentally spent $4,000 on elf cosplayer pics during the economic blackout... Wife is banging on the bathroom door trying to beat my ass I'm trying to explain to her it counts as a "local business purchase"

Chuds may want to pretend they own the hobby, but they're not the ones getting published in White Dwarf.

If you’ve ever spoken ill on Waffle House, just know, you do not belong in my idealized american society

A Scooby Doo style sandwich is necessary for biological maintenance

Seeing a guy double fisting chocolate milks at the Sheetz

Holy shit they’re really changing the formula with this one

I skipped that "advice from the over 30s" QT that was going around a couple of weeks ago, but I have one now.

If there is a little sandwich place that does a sandwich that is perfect and you love it, get that sandwich whenever you feel like it, because any day that shop might shut without warning.

Goon mythical morning

one time I accidentally brought a pizza to a gunfight instead of a gun and we ate the pizza and resolved differences until the last slice of pizza was up for grabs and a gunfight broke out

Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies

As a male Pink Pantheress fan, we stand in solidarity with the male Clairo fans

Power over combo, is power over all

Bro if we put a combination pizza hut and taco bell on arrakis, do you think they’d be enemies or lovers?

The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere

you are committing a crime. it is illegal to be mean to me or make me feel bad

I know Drake wanna fire bomb The Recording Academy so bad rn

I think Chappell or Andre for me personally

The chimps are beginning to show signs of advanced human behavior. Yesterday Bonzo watched MILF porn on his iPad.

thought it would be funny to watch some Roadrunner cartoons on acid but ten seconds in we're all silent out front of the tv, awed by the desolate beauty of these desert landscapes and struck by the emptiness of the world. should these two lone living souls not seek solace in one another

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

If I had a gf and she hated feet, I’d simply cut mine off.

Dude they are not ready for legume use to get the atmospheric nitrogen skip 😭

Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.

He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.

It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.

I’m like Golem but even shorter and freakier