Oh I acquired this today too!!

The Lyft driver put on Taylor Swift when I got in…. Humiliating

I feel like I have lived a million lifetimes since that movie with two Paul Rudds came out

Glycerine is the Hey Jude of my generation

Michael M - When The Bomb Drops I Will Fucking Run Into It YouTube video by Michael M

I have played this in the car on my way to and from work for weeks, it’s my “if it sucks hit the bricks” theme song

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Me again if I have to live in a christofacist state then give me Good Friday off

I’m a joyless harpy today deleting every stupid fucking marketing joke shoved into my already bloated and overwhelming email inbox

dude it sucks to be besieged by the devil from all sides

Proud of you

Stood in the yard in the sun and ate a breadstick and willed my lungs to heal thyselves

Dude it is so pernicious, it’s negative for both flus and covid so I’m betting it’s RSV 😭 I am on prescription meds about it and doing nothing but resting and am so bored 😂

Sick as a fucking dog doing life hacking meal planning by ordering a grotesque amount of Olive Garden takeout slop to keep me alive another few days through the power of homogenized carbohydrates

Now all we have is a three hour wait on hold with a telehealth provider who tells you to get grocery store drugs so ineffective they’re being taken off the market

Getting sick before the opioid epidemic was great cause they’d prescribe you a gallon of lean cough syrup with a refill and you could take it and go to work

Screenshot of a tweet including a pic of Nick Kroll as a generic European man that says LUNCH: cigarette, bottle of red wine, heavy cream And the tweet reads “turns out when you live like this it’s not a gateway to wellness” It’s from march 20 2023 proving to myself that I once again flew too close to the sun and will definitely repeat this behavior

Had to go check myself and yeah I have done it again exactly two years from my last hedonism bender week off I am once again Afflicted

Searching the Calm app for “meditation to survive going back to work after my first week off in two years and I have 307 emails” isn’t working for me

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I know it’s easy to fall into despair and think we’re in the stupidest time in history but the thing is it’s been this stupid for a long time because this is almost 20 years old and this cost $20 million and people went to see it in the theaters. We’ve been the frog boiling in the pot for a while

You can just get in your car and go places

❤️❤️ I knew I’d have a kindred spirit there

Why shouldn’t I have it though

In the mirror: Stop buying Fashion Brand Company dresses! you don’t have anywhere to wear them!!! Your friends are always scared you’ll show up in one and they’re too nice to say anything!!

too old to participate in Warped Tour discourse

Never tell me about your “outside cats”

I have spent an ungodly amount of money on Girl Scout cookies and have gifted every single box BUT my last huge order was to share in the office so I’m gonna eat myself sick tomorrow trying one of every kind

That being said id love for to show you non-maga places in Indy!! We just live on the country side and its the cost of living in a blue city in a red state 😔

Right now after a strong margarita made at home I am acutely feeling the pain of having a walkable dive bar near my house but I will not go there because it’s so deeply maga 😭 I would love to crush a bucket of bud heavy and a basket of tots right now but I’m morally opposed

James Van Der Beek's Influencer Wife Is Peddling Vaccine Conspiracy Theories on Instagram Kimberly Van Der Beek, a wellness influencer, uses her platform to post photos of her family, their Texas compound, and Covid misinformation.

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Everyone pretty quickly forgot about James Van Der Beek’s staunchly anti vaccine Covid conspiracy wife huh

Every time I see a single photo of a popular cosplayer these days I feel like what a Victorian child would feel like if someone fed them a sour patch kid

You could also be a weirding woman to cancel it out