Every kind of television having a healthy budget, not just certain “worthwhile” kinds.

Death to HETV.

ALEX AUTOMATIC #7 Driven mad by illegal Government experiments, a secret agent believes he is the robot super-spy hero of 70s TV show, Alex Automatic.

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*Statues of Jesus* have more legal protections than Palestinians or Lebanese civilians, who you can slaughter in droves without complaints

Maybe medieval animals actually looked like that

Still celebrating Superman Day over here.

The albums Dangerous, Thriller and Bad.

Two out of three ain’t bad.

Morgan McSweeney: resigned for telling the Prime Minister to make Peter Mandelson US ambassador.

Olly Robbins: fired for not telling the Prime Minister not to hire Peter Mandelson.

Keir Starmer: completely blameless and apparently without responsibility for anything.

Being a bit of a debbie downer atm but I'm tired & ✨I just don't think wealthy celebrities should get to baselessly doxx and libel random members of the public & get away with it scott free purely because said member of the public is in a minority that the celebrity personally finds icky✨

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T is OK for cis women but not trans men.

Puberty blockers are OK for cis kids but illegal for trans kids.

You see it, right? You see what this is?

Cilla Black's entire music career came about from her blackmailing Brian Epstein and demanding support in exchange for not outing him.

Spain has recently outpaced the US in GDP growth, emerging as one of the fastest-growing major advanced economies. As of 2024–2025, Spain’s economy is growing at a rate over 3% annually, exceeding the US (~2%) and Eurozone (~1%) averages.

Donald is such an uninformed idiot.

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Favourite conspiracy theory, though this is less a conspiracy theory and more just a "lie" - Kate Bush wrote Kinda

I've gone back and forth on it but yeah I think "God Save The Queen" was the Silver Jubilee Number 1

man in suit giving thumbs up

In Effort To Save Money, Publisher Fires Person Tasked With Selling The Product

"One in the hand is worth two in the comic shop", a spokesperson said when asked for comment on the very sensical decision. "We'd rather hold on to the money we have than try to make more of it by selling more comics"

A picture of a majestic humpback whale leaping from the seas with the caption “humpback whales are forming super-groups”, rather than simply admire the wonder of nature I am making a poor quality music gag

This is why whale punk had to happen

kinda says it all that this gets more scrutiny than killing tens of thousands of brown children

When I see someone getting unhinged about a tv show because it doesn’t match the show in their head

4 frame comic. text is floating in white clouds. we see a bench in a park, a computer chair in front of a bright computer screen, someone with a scarf over their mouth and sunglasses, in assault gear, and finally 2 pigeons in a park. text reads : "my name is m******. I have something to share that I'm not proud of. as a sheltered teenager, I was active on forums that led harassment cam- paigns against trans people on the internet." "we would su*cide-bait them, attack their friends and family, hurl slurs and threats at them. I was getting told that this was a higher form of humor that most people didn't understand. it made me feel special." "I almost lost my best friend after he discovered how I was spending my free time. his sister is trans... he got very upset with me. I chose his friend- ship and left these forums. looking back on it, I was lucky. I could have doubled-down. I'm glad I didn't, when I see the crowds I hung out with getting radicalized. this could have been me." "I'm not asking for forgiveness. I realize that I've hurt people. I still wanted to share my story, because people need to know that they always have a choice. it's never too late to get off of this spiral of hate."

Spiral of hate

In terms of paranoiac fiction set in suburbia is there a better example than The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street? Because I’ve tried a lot of them and I’m yet to find one.

So, American taxpayers have had to pay about 90% of the cost of the Trump tariffs.

And now that the Supreme Court has pointed out the illegality of the Trump tariffs, importers will now have to be refunded... by American taxpayers.

Do I have that right?

Somebody needs to say it and this is not me dunking on any one publisher. This is me saying WTF comics industry. With all this positive industry velocity, it would seem like you’d want to hold on to your talent to elevate your brand as a publisher to catalyze growth, not lay them off. 🤔

BBC2 is sort of 62 today. #WhenWasThings

Isn't his best costumed friend a billionaire?

If you need to add stuff to a rerelease of a previous movie to explain your current movie I’m just going to say you’re very bad at making movies

House to Astonish Episode 218 is now live, as @ifdestroyed.bsky.social and I natter about Marvel's layoffs, DNX, Challenges of Doom, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Clayface: Celebrity Dirt and a bunch more, including reviews of Fireborn and Fury of Firestorm! bit.ly/astonish218

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Graphic design is The Chateau's passion