the vast majority of U.S. media outlets covering this "router ban" operate from the belief that this is a good faith effort to improve cybersecurity and that Trump regulators are reliable narrators, and every shred of evidence to date suggests that's a terrible assumption for a journalist to make
dallas cowboys 🤝 toronto maple leafs
yes, it's funny every single year
I can type with both hands again. unstoppable
got told it'll heal without surgery and just take it easy and do PT (the PT will not involve my skateboard)
thank you nintendo
nominative determinism and a memorable song from EuroTrip (2004) are a one-two combo there
it is not inevitable or even likely that social media, as we know it, will exist for the rest of our lives. future generations will look much more harshly on this stuff than we do smoking.
A headline in Business Insider: "Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees". The image below shows Rajesh Jha giving a talk on a stage.
What are we even doing?
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
The mass proliferation of stolen API keys from malware/supply chain attacks is arguably the biggest deal in our industry in a long time.
Since nobody fucking scopes their keys, it’s all client side or server side god mode and those server side keys are just laying around anywhere on hosts
one of my longtime friends, upon hearing this news, immediately hit me with the "I don't care that you broke your elbow" Vine and I could only respond with my best attempt at one-handed applause
A photo of a long haired calico cat sitting on a window sill, looking outside
An overhead photo of me laying down on a green velvet couch. A long hair calico cat is upside down in sort of an exposed belly shrimp pose fully asleep on my shoulder.
She's 22 by the way. Everybody tell her she's doing a very good job being alive
Yeah, the best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads, or something like that
important business
lots of right handed typing practice for a couple of weeks I think
whoops broke a bone. buying elbow and knee pads next
Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme
“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”
We really sent the guy who couldn’t pick out donuts.
jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”
jd vance negotiating with Iran
The Bruins are going back to the playoffs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZCr...
Pharrell's realization makes it.
one day this will be part of an elaborate exploit chain
Two kittens sitting on kitchen stools
These two are one year old tomorrow
David Simon said it best
on further reflection I support exactly one method of "arbitrarily messing with the UI in support of quarterly metrics"
hahahahah ahhaha haaa
I love this timeline (for comedy sake)
