If we miracle the sht into the finals, it's still house money

There's no way the Flyers can win the Stanley Cup, but we are totally winning the Stanley Cup!

Need to bring back Big Shot

If you are at Wells Fargo Center go to the team store right now and stick your hand in the cash register

I miss hockey Twitter

On the day Gritty was unveiled—when he emerged from the depths beneath the old Spectrum, I think the story goes—he took to his social media and promised to kill the Penguins’ mascot. I am not joking.

If the boys wanna fight, you better let em

SIX FLYERS IN THE PENALTY BOX

lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX

What's worse, marriage or prison?

Martone dreamy af

Bouch gives me Dornie vibes and I'm here for it.

LFG boys!

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

Flyera in 4

This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

Room on the bandwagon! LFG!

How can every white guy ever on the Celtics have a face you just want to punch? 🔔🏀

Think I should have pre-gamed for this 76ers game. Why can't we develop centers?

We broke Crosby. Flyera in 4.

a man is holding a wrestling championship belt in front of a crowd . Alt: a man is holding a wrestling championship belt in front of a crowd . 2 sweet

Oh snap

If google really knows what I'm about to watch, it's already over. I wanted to be the President. Still better than what we have nwo

Also guilty 🤦‍♂️

Hey so what exactly the fuck are the bulk of my taxes going to

VJ Edgecomb talking to ref Tony Brothers, who is just smiling at him

VJ Edgecomb continuing to talk to ref Tony Brothers, who is still just smiling at him

lol at Tony Brothers listening to a rookie explain why he got the tech call wrong

LFG!

This is good!

Last month in The Onion:

This 76ers game is MENTAL

This that meat that you get out of the wall in Castlevania.