It’s the wheezing laugh for me.

thus concludes National Library Workers Day! spent it talking shit, the thing that connects all workers!

“Fuck off!”, I yelled at a perfectly normal blog post.

I’ve been binging the backlog of If Books Could Kill and now everything I read is in @michaelhobbes.bsky.social’s voice and I want to make snarky comments about it.

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

It's interesting, because Canada spent $6.48 billion last year alone on the RCMP: rcmp.ca/en/corporate.... & yet I'm not being inundated with articles about the fact that the service is a financial gaping maw

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Just to note that in the US prison system this amounts to choosing between slavery or slavery.

nobody asked me but i actually strongly support the idea of a posting website that goes down for nights and weekends

This is a heater.

Congratulations to Hungary on moving back from fascism to run of the mill hardcore conservatism. I don't want to diminish any gains but it'd be cool if the pendulum had swung just a little bit further though!

Viktor Orbán to join Harvard University’s Institute of Politics.

Punch-Out!! (Prototype) - Glass Joe [0:39.25] (Audio Faithfully Restored!!) YouTube video by zallard1

I did a speedrun of Glass Joe on the newly discovered prototype of Punch Out! It doesn't play any audio though, so I ended up doing a complete restoration of the audio using very advanced tech.

Please hear the tech you won't regret the tech.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Fj...

‘Everything is gone’: Israel destroys entire villages in Lebanon Rights groups fear tactic of ‘domicide’ trialled in Gaza, where entire areas are made uninhabitable, is being used again

Why are we allied with these people?

I lived in downtown London for a year and it was abundantly clear to me that neither the city nor the police gave much of a shit about anyone down there.

I still remember when they hosted figure skating championships and disappeared all the houseless folks out of town for the weekend.

This is an all-timer Goldman post for sure.

I've been saying

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: "Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

got a much needed long laugh from this

Bummer Planet

It would be great if I didn’t have to so regularly open the app and go “what now?”

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides

the nytimes:

Oh like he can read

klan shit

Michael Shannon with a big ol’ mustache

“It’s-a me. Mario.”

[butterfly meme] is this antisemitism

A blimp with Charles Barkley looking like a missile and holding a basketball

I did not expect to be jump scared by a Charles Barkley blimp during my commute. 😂

My university: "Copilot is Microsoft's AI-powered productivity service that uses large language models (LLMs) to help you create content, analyze information, summarize documents, and complete tasks more efficiently."

Microsoft: LOL

i think a simple way to improve the videogame Rogue (1980) would be to present the player with a choice of 3 to 4 powerups, randomly selected from a list, every level up

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes