Yup! You nailed it.

Our management company is making us empty our kitchen cabinets for pest control tomorrow, and my dining table currently looks like an estate sale and i hate it so so much.

Ever have one of those days where it’s like LOLOLOLOLOL throw me another curve ball, why don’t you, life?

Happy fucking Monday.

…why am I not properly celebrating today by sinking stoned into my couch?

Was another great @codenightchi.bsky.social last night.

Been a while since I had a day where I came six times from (mostly) lazily jerking off between chores and video games, but glad to know it’s still an option. 🤣

Come on over

Get over here.

Come and get it. Or send me a plane ticket. 🤣

Oh look. It’s #fcf again.

Yes.

My brisket is pretty great.

I do not consider myself sassy, but sassy is absolutely my current type.

Bandwagoning' this shit:

Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not.

Big dooooogggg

I don’t know whether to be proud or pissed that this photo got auto-modded as “sexually suggestive.”

QUEEN last night was a vibe. Well worth meetings on four hours of sleep.

My entire rubric for success is the people who choose to be around me. Which is why I’m poor as fuck but wildly successful.

Fuuuuuuuuck yes

Hi. I need to join this game

Happy happy birthday, beautiful!

I’ve found out but find myself needing a reminder…

Spring sun streaming through my window is making working a little later than i normally do to get shit done bearable.

When you desperately need a goddamn nap after a balls to the wall work day on 4 hours of sleep and the red line decides to stand at Fullerton with no fucking reason given..

Send treats. And blowjobs.

This is the way, just as an “orgy” needs to start at 5 people and more than two distinct sets of relationships.

(A couple and a throuple fucking is just a five way )

On the struggle bus today - got done moving Teddy from Detroit at 1am, was in the office at 8 am.

Send doppelgängers so I can nap.

Best way to dip your toe into the leather scene is by just…doing it. Small at first. Go to a local club’s bar night or a gear night. If there’s an org in your area that teaches classes, try one out.

“How do you find a chosen family?”

My honest answer? By being the kind of person who chooses others. By being open to caring about people and caring about them as much as you care about yourself. By showing up. By being a person someone knows will pick up the phone at 2 am. By being open to risk.

Up and running on 4 hours of sleep a 6 hour train ride ahead.

Keep me entertained. Ask away.

ngl.link/dangerinchi

Your brain is in your penis, right? Happy to hold it in that case.

“Hi. I am a mom who fucks. And you will lose your shit to a song about IVF and beg for more, 🚬s”