oh wait, shit, is that what mentioning Will Ferrell is in reference to? lmao

at least they can’t pin Steve Mahanahan's Child Clown Outlet on him, that shit’s on Eric

and I’m going to tickle you until you shit your pants

Not to brag but it was def. the shit curse

You are 5’6” and I SHIT on you, I curse you with the stink of shit forever, you are doomed

How tall are you

I may be the only person out here with a JFC tattoo

Going viral this weekend! 🤣🤪 (breaking into my local sewage treatment plant and splashing around in da juice)

Bro I am eating this WHOLE entire thing, do not worry about me, I will be fine. Worry about u

If by sometimes you mean every night, then ya I know that feeling

I am terrified of flying and need to spend at least a couple hours getting liquored up at an airside bar before getting on a flight

Strong 4/20 date night with Mrs. America’s only patriot lined for up tonight: dinner at Texas Roadhouse, a few 100mg edibles for dessert, followed by the IMAX 4K restoration of “Speed Racer”

These are not James Bond. The guy on the left is Sean Connery and the guy on the right is Daniel Craig

It sounds like “maggot” lmao gtfo of here. Can we not call maggots maggots anymore, either

You ever stumble across somebody on here with like 100 followers, who gets absolutely zero engagement on any of their posts, but you can’t tell whether or not they’re literally the reincarnation of dril or they’re somebody who is genuinely mentally disabled?

Things are better with the Bean

You bore me. Enjoy being miserable. Goodbye 👋🏻

I’m not on a team buddy, but keep projecting

lmao you literally do nothing on here but engage in Debate Me pervert behavior or otherwise just antagonize people. And I’m the one with hurt feelings lmao, ok. Try developing a personality outside of being on Team Red. Being you most be boring as hell. I pity you

The DSM-5 broadly expanded the scope of autism spectrum disorder in 2013. I wouldn’t expect somebody like you to be able to understand how that affects the data on this graph, but don’t worry, the grown-ups get it. Go drink from your hose, dipshit

Sure would hate it if they beat me to death!! 😵‍💫🤕 lmao nooo don’t do it 🫣

I could fix her

I think I will go to the family restaurant across the street later and have an iced cream milkshake as a little treat 🍦🥤

I thought this was @jav.scd.lol and was like, where is this going

ngl one time I bought a thing of cake frosting and ate it like a pint of ice cream over the span of several days

The Dunkin croissant breakfast sandwich is not the best fast food breakfast sandwich but it is an underrated one

u are excused

Thanks? lol

DAAAMN DoorDash™ Grandma, turn around and pull those butt cheeks open. I’m tryin’ to see somethin’ 👀💦