Specifically Pepsi products

Finnish wooden cup

I will drink it out of this

laundry baskets

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

20 years ago i bought two MOTHER 3 DX boxes – one for myself, one for The Future

a few weeks ago, i took that mint DX with me to Japan and got it signed by Shigesato Itoi

today, it goes up for auction to benefit @wck.org

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This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

hmmm

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

I'm always down for better peanut butter and/or soups

....is it good? 👀

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

fuck yes fuck yes

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

My mouth is so spoiled. But I only drink Zero Sugar sodas anyway, I'm sweet enough

The orange soda here is amazing. Incomparable. I am going through an embarrassing amount and I literally buy it from multiple shops to obscure how much of it I'm drinking.

All of the other native sodas are SO BITTER

He's packaged very carefully. We wouldn't want him to put an eye out

I wrapped the individual syrups in my remaining clothes. Two birds one stone

Abscess draws near!

moving boxes, an overly-wrapped massage table

clear plastic tub containing a slender box of gin botanicals and several cases of Sodastream syrups

four cases of Mountain Dew Code Red Zero Sugar Sodastream syrups

THE SHIPMENT IS HERE

WHAT A LOVELY DAY

you don't have to take my advice but I think Leviathan Wakes is good fun

Imagine you're about to rob a bank. You have guns and a plan and you're steeling your nerves. And then, as you're about to do it, a giant smiling alien approaches. It picks you up. "Gloo bork blag bleep!" the alien exclaims as it kisses your forehead.

This is what it is like to be a cat.

ful medames once, shame on you

a huge bowl of waxy bean skins next to a much smaller bowl of usable fava beans The outer skins, the pods, have already been discarded. You are indeed looking at the remains of three pounds of beans

My mom came back from the farmers market with a grocery bag full of fresh fava beans. "The guy said I couldn't buy less than 1.5 kilos". No plan or recipe in place for how to use them.

So.

What is the VERY BEST fava bean recipe you know, because she understands now, and we aren't buying them again

👏

Heavy is the head…

anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is

Gundam Gundam Gundam Gundam

“They’ll only miss me if I was gone”

Alright. You know what?
We’re gonna solve this problem.

Hey. You.

You have brought a light to someone’s day. You inspire. You have mended a broken soul just by being there. I’m sorry that you haven’t heard it recently but,

I’m glad you’re here.
Thank you ❤️