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Bald people go to the barber?

Special guest stars just pop up on screen baby 🙂‍↕️

This is why diets need to be abolished and moderation should just be the practice

39?! DAYUM!

Y’all got your Valentimes?

Me? I’m considering an open relationship.

I’m here to tweet behind my former friend boy’s back!

Update: whole lotta “uh-ohs” (facetiously) in ‘26

My girls 🥹

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All I want for Christmas is for y’all to come back to X

Happy Turkey Day!

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COME BACK TO X OR ELSE

X is back working guys, come back!

I thought you loved me.

Bring y’all asses BACK to X

Fall. In. Line!

@mrambitious.bsky.social has come back to X!

What’s stopping you?

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I’ll be back in a few days..

Y’all know what I want.

This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺

No! Let them ho’s fight!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!

Gay

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.

Come the fuck back!

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You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.

COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
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Girl shut up

We need to hang soon!