Spargel in batter.

Mittwoch bike ride and bier stop.
You’ll never guess what’s on my plate.
It was a surprise for me!

Ha. I brushed my hair then.

Christ on a bike. 🙄 Luckily I’m too old to care. A €5 Nivea cream lasts a year and my colleagues are lucky if I brush my hair!

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Happy birthday! Welcome to the club. 👾🪩👾

Congratulations!!! 👾👾👾👾

a man is walking down a hallway carrying a backpack . ALT: a man is walking down a hallway carrying a backpack .

*sighs for ever* #Arsenal

Nice 👌

Oh no!!!! I know how you feel. Holiday breakdowns ☹️

Not at all!!!

Are you sure you’re not about to be hit by a ball of lightning for having a Flowered up T-Shirt on🤔

Lasagna

I always wear glasses so that’s every bloody picture of me 🥱

Nice 👌

Prost 🍷

Yay!!! Are you in Berlin then?

Supermarket v farm.

Happy birthday!! 👾🪩👾

Ooofff!! 🤯🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Prost 🍻

I still can’t believe a bird moved in!!🤯

Nein! Das stimmt nicht. Schau dir all die Würstchen an!

He’s back!

German efficiency

*gets out spicy Scottish translation book*

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They’re not the wurst 🥁

There are signs the weather might be good this weekend.