New yearly review goals set.

Vampire squirrel? Does that mean there is a Were-squirrel somewhere?

I never knew they shipped cats by truck.

Funny, you never see anyone stuck on an escalator when it fails.

Was there a noticeable bump in Halifax traffic today with the end of Provincial Employees WFH?

Unfortunately these are AI generated images that have been circulating for over a year.

a black and white photo of prince in a suit and necklace . ALT: a black and white photo of prince in a suit and necklace .

Nothing will have the juice, but we’re not going to care! We’ll celebrate like it’s 1999.

Have you seen the Metro Transit chat? Wow!

200km/h and drunk.

My Facebook feed has been suggesting local neighborhood groups. OMFG, these people are crazy. I think Bedford is a mix of Doomsday preppers and ultra rich Audi drivers, no middle ground.

FORBIDDEN!

Do international restaurants offer a Duolingo menu for tourists?

A bottle of water and a pineapple
Coffee with milk and a tea
An ice cream and a sandwich

@realfollowers.bsky.social how many?

Bring in the clone!

Fire trucks can’t roll out because of Amazon/Doordash delivery vehicles blocking access to roadway.

No, he’s in Montreal, I’ve no idea why. Paul Hollingsworth trots him out once a week to explain the obvious to us “dumbs.”

Anyone notice the Food Processor has a jaunty scarf in all his CTV appearances now?

Last week of Work from Home for NS provincial government employees. Next Monday’s traffic in HRM will be epic!

When the menu has that many items, I figure it’s all frozen.

I once asked a Mercedes 500 owner about his fuel consumption. He said that when you can buy one of these, you don’t worry about fuel costs.

The air is warmer,
The grass has begun to grow,
It hides the dog poop.

Dutch tulips eaten,
In garden unprotected,
The deer are assholes.

Not sure if it’s related to the crackdown on the indigenous cannabis shops, but the Cole Harbour NSLC now has a cannabis counter. It’s like one of those lock and key cabinets at Canadian Tire where they keep the good drill bits.

That kilt is lit!

Such an opportunity wasted.

The Kinks - Lola (Matt Haze SoHo to Skid Row Remix) Too hot for TV, too cold to hold

Kinda Kinky music

on.soundcloud.com/as4WhxpSCrXt...

Anyone wanna buy Cape Breton off us? We need to pay for all this good shit we’re giving you people.

Damn, I had Vance in the work bimbofication pool.

That could cause vanilla ripple effects.