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It’s Jesus Juice, Michael. You don’t want no part of this shit!

Is it framed like “hold on, Michael Jackson has to think about his entire life before he goes on stage at Motown 25 and invents the moonwalk.”

When I moved back to Nashville 2011, local sports radio was talking about this memo that the NFL sent out to cities of what kind of infrastructure a city would need to host a Super Bowl.

I’m 99% convinced every infrastructure decision made in Nashville since then has been in service of that memo.

THAT’S one dainty dish.

They didn’t even pronounce his name correctly in MLB the Show until this year. For the past three years it’s been “And here comes the closer, YO-Han Duran.”

all of a sudden they’re linguistics experts now that he’s on the Phillies.

I mean it’s why the Pohlads couldn’t get their asking price now.

Part of me thinks the impending lockout is why the Pohlads couldn’t outright sell the Twins.

Hey Siri, who’s in first place in the American League?

Did San Diego make the best city connect uniform twice in a row?

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TACO

For no reason at all.

The cheap ass Pohlads didn’t pay the power bill.

LET THEM PLAY

“…and if you do really good, we’ll trade you to Philadelphia in a couple years.”

“Daddy, settle a bet between me and [friend]. Who’s better, LeBron or Steph?”

“Michael Jordan.”

And after reading the book and seeing the movie I was like “is it me, or is there absolutely no subtext in this.”

turns out it wasn’t me.

Mick InAble, no one is thinking of that joke I’m clever and funny.

Nothing in the rule book…

It’s actually forced perspective. Ober is only 1.5 inches tall.

Project Hail Mary is a prequel to The Blob, fight me.

2009 was the first crash.

WE’RE SO BACK

The Friend Zone

Christopher Reeve
Margot Kidder
Gene Hackman
Ned Beaty
Jackie Cooper

Valerie Perrine

Marc McLure as Jimmy Olsen is the only one left.

Miss Tessmacher, she’s got her own place…

Yet you still participate in society, I am very smart.

Chuck Norris isn’t dead; he’s squaring the circles of Hell.

He’s not dead, he’s pining for the fjords.

WYTS can’t come soon enough.

Anything by Cake