I hope it was just last weekend

Lord Jesus…I thought those days were in the past 😂

Good morning sunshine

It depends on the tone. Somebody either needs clarification or somebody wanna tussle lol

Happy Birthday!!!

I’m so proud of you 😂

I would’ve whooped his ass for calling

You called the police??? 😂

Don’t do me like that 😂

One…and I only cried cuz I couldn’t put my hands on that bitch

Listen…I’m trying to set you up to go solo. Stop making this difficult

I was thinking you could do some oohs and ahhs in the background. If that don’t work out, triangle it is…

I think this is my sign to start working on my mixtape and shopping it around

My morning is going well. It’ll be better once I get some food in my belly

Good morning buddy

I dealt with somebody who would get even more mad that I didn’t give a damn about him being mad. Told me I was the problem 😂

Control the woody. Don’t let the woody control you 😂

Good morning friend. I hope you have an amazing day

Greg Abbott announced his intent to run for Governor for a 4th term with the phrase “Let’s Roll” and my first thought was “… off a cliff?”

I thought it just stayed in the shape of the lil tube thing. I didn’t know they expanded like that 😂

I don’t know why this has me laughing so hard 😂

Bet!!! I can’t wait to scream “I don’t have time for this. I’m leaving!!!” and make a dramatic exit 😂

I’m not going that far. We can still fight tho 😂

That’s why you don’t feel good. TPIR is a MUST!!! Stop trying to skip steps lol

Drink you some ginger ale, eat some saltines and watch The Price Is Right. Black grandmothers been passing that remedy down for generations 😂

Up early like I gotta work today. My body never wants to let me be great 😩

I hope you feel better friend

I get it. That would make a mf hurt but I need you to hurt physically. Especially if you cheat on me lol

I agree with you BUT sometimes you just gotta get ur lick back 😂

Big on that!!!