This is wild lol. But since adulthood I rarely get headaches or anything

I still call everything aspirin because i never use or buy anything. No advil, no ibuprofen, no nothing. I didn’t realize there were so many types until I saw this posted on Reddit

Happy Earth Day

I gotta stop taking this personally. It sure as fuck feels personal, but I cannot.

One time I was on the phone with my dude and found out from someone else that he got married that morning. Nigga, how was this not the first thing you said?

I have known this man since I was 13 and we were even roommates in college. He can text me about not getting tested for weed, but not about a kid on the way

Or like how my mom told me about my other uncle. I am 36, why the fuck did I learn about a new uncle last week? He just never came up in conversation?

I'll tell my friends about some cool new thing I just discovered, then they will tell me that they discovered it years ago and they already love it.

Oh so I can bring cool shit to you, but you don't want to share cool shit shit with me? Got it. Niggas suck

Nah, they just don't practice their craft lol. These dudes aren't actually good at making art, they're just sincere, but their stories ran out

a man wearing a hat , sunglasses , and an orange vest is standing in front of a building . ALT: a man wearing a hat , sunglasses , and an orange vest is standing in front of a building .

Can’t call yaself a stallion without a wagon 🙂‍↕️

it's facts tho! these dudes brag about learning to rap last week and wonder why they can't get a decent sophomore album smh smh smh

that's the main problem with rap music lol

At least they’re getting some sun 😂😂

Right! I smelled a cigarette in the breeze and felt happy because better times are on way lmao

whole city on a vitamin D drought! This is a public health issue

Black people ain’t supposed to be this far north

I completely understanding how Superman was invented in Cleveland. He got his powers from the sun, and now that the sun is out I feel like a motherfuckjng human again

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I went shirtless in the noon sun and I feel so much better

Because they’re chopped?

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I've never even tried that before. this is the second time I've heard that today

Man idk, it’s hard beating out that honey crisp crunch. It’s the perfect bite

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