No help, you will enjoy

"domino effect" meme. lower text reads "4chan user posts funny photo of an old furniture display", upper text reads "21-year old directs a major motion picture"

backrooms

once I told my 67 obsessed niece the "why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9" joke, and she riposted with "why was 10 afraid? because it was in the middle of 9/11"

zero people are ready for Gen Alpha

bitches love my goose photos

Not mutually exclusive!

Actually wondering if something is up with a provider because Reddit is also suffering, though it could be a coincidence

one of the finest posts of all time

I legitimately couldn’t handle most screen transitions with tank controls so I am one of those people

stretching anthro flygon. it/its. i lied it's not a repost i did actually retouch the lines slightly

wanted to repost some stuff that got lost in the move

I see people making April Fools articles about Seth McFarlane taking over Star Trek as if that wouldn’t result in something particular interesting and better than everything released recently besides Lower Decks

What happened now

This is incredible and has made for an excellent start to my day

Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden [a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"] Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money" [a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"] Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

I just got approved for that today

she's doing SOMA shit to my penis

Birdo from Super Mario, she is sweetly blowing a kiss, surrounded by hearts. The hearts are decorated with the colors of the trans flag.

got around to doodling Birdo 💕

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

greeblings snake

Very interesting way to word “scam bots”

Cut the middleman and just hit up Liger directly

[UFO] ilugia🤍
info below

A red, semi-muscular synthetic (Asteria model) kobold with large sections of her body appearing like glowing lava under glass, inspecting some samples of smoky quartz in a cave

Deegan Asteria, for RedKobold. This was fun!
#Art

what did he mean by this