The pope is not our friend. The pope is not even a temporary ally. The pope is the head of the world's largest pedo protection org. You do not have to hand it to the pope, even as a joke, unless "it" is a fucking live grenade.

Yuuuup

The second one for sure.

So much time was wasted by organizations trying to raise awareness of stuff when it turns out the trick was to just cause one of the problem but really cool.

Trying stuff that sounds bad but other people like is how you find out you like stuff you didn't think you would! It's a good idea!

It also like... doesn't make any sense. Nobody thought that was an "undoctored" image...

In an ideal world, no...

In the unfortunate reality, if it's only on one out of several customers and not placed by the establishment itself that's better than it could be...

Was it clean, did people follow range safety rules, was the number of confederate flags concerning, that sort of stuff mostly

Statue of Liberty is back and this time, she's angry. And also Shiva. She's back and she's angry and she's also Shiva.

Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!!

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I think about every year how Jesus has to be like "Well it wasn't a 'Good Friday' for me you jerks."

jamelle @jamellebouie.net Quoteskeet reading: i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan Quoted skeet: András Tóth-Czifra @minczifra.b... Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

My call for consequences does include prison for the NYT unfortunately but I think we can shorten sentences for the ones who least directly contributed to the rise of transphobia and fascism.

I mean, there's no reading of Princess Ozma that isn't trans as heck so ya know, it's baked into Oz

Is he *forced* to turn into a princess?

Or is turning into a princess just gonna give such an important stat boost that he's not willing to spend the points on being a guy. It's basically having no choice! He has to optimize his build to have a chance to live... it's definitely not a choice...

As a fellow glasses wearer I have been informed by numerous children that we already have four eyes going.

"Paper with different quantities of money written on it? Pshaw! I want something realistic for my fantasy card gambling scene."

- someone who definitely doesn't know that western card suits (incl tarot) are just telephone game mistranslations of different quantities of money.

Wololo

That's fair, for me the lack of squid (and the availability of light) makes it the less scary option!

But I'm not gonna go to either in fairness.

Okay but like is the ocean not also pretty stressful

I could too...

the value form is uhhhh... round?
No wait, rectangle! Yeah it's rectangular, which is why it's got so many corners to hide more value in it. It coulda been a pentagon but people get weird about the 5/6 sided shapes so 4 is the most form we could do.

Picture of Greg Davies and Alex Horne from the TV show Taskmaster sitting upon their very fancy gold and velvet chairs, with the heads of Taskmaster and Black Ant from Marvel comics poorly edited on top of their heads by someone who clearly spent about a minute in Microsoft paint doing it. Greg Davies is given the head of Taskmaster because that is his title in the show even though from all realistic understanding of the show's creation, Alex is really the master of the tasks and show's creator but that isn't super relevant to the joke, just something I wanted to say because this is a pretty simple visual gag but I wanted the alt text to have something in it.

Because of both watching the show and following you I constantly get confused whenever I see Taskmaster and I think it's time to just combine them. Honestly I think Taskmaster would love Taskmaster.

Do y'all pronounce shonen in the same way as you do shone?

I assume every Kassandra is

I absolutely don't, it's like a language where I know some of the words but not enough to comprehend a sentence.

No, no laughter, just commiseration in this shit ass economic system where you can't do the things you should be able to do that bring joy to others because someone spent the resources for that on coke and lie generators.

Being under the interdict would be so friggin sick

Do it shut down the world cup I don't want them to come here

There is no ceasefire in Lebanon. Israel has been bombing Lebanon non-stop since last night. If anything Israel is expanding its war on Lebanon.

You are being lied to

Besides the fact that who gives a shit about US military losses when we were *bombing schoolchildren*

All the "what unprecedented military incompetence" takes about "Epic Fury" should really look into "Urgent Fury" when we fucked with Grenada for no real reason and lost 9 helicopters somehow.

Yes, the Strait of Hormuz is now tolled and that's bad. Also there's an entire school of little girls that will never grow up and an entire country of people who are traumatized for the rest of their lives because they thought they were going to die, and that's way, WAY worse.

I am attempting to manifest this via prediction.