i only look at trans-affirming fetish art

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

god forbid women have hobbies

looking good!

god i bet it'd feel so good to be boiled with herbs and veggies

White boy holding a leaf in his palm in the bathtub

leaf in my bathtub?? someone is trying to season me ...

the worst person in the world still has personhood and inherent dignity and I wish that wasn't a controversial stance

my penis looks like this #sorrynautsorry

why are all of you talking about installing linux when they installed a freaking CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE

Patrick Bateman smirking smugly with text that says "NICE POSTS. LET ME GUESS. OVULATING?"

Someone edit this to say "SHOT DAY?" instead of ovulating i can't do it rn im in da bath

This is probably one of mine. Burned into my vocabulary, even

4 of my favorite @beetlemoses.bsky.social comics

Reposting with alt text

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

White woman’s torso in a poofy pastel ice cream fairy princess Selkie dress

Well. I have found the funniest possible fit to wear to the HEALTH/Desire/Carpenter Brut show tonight, and thus I fear the choice has already been made as to what I will wear

$2.500

broke my boyfriends penis

we need to go back to calling things "OP" and reserve Broken for when a game concept is actually powerful in an unintentional or glitchy manner

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

Opening an incognito window and searching "What are some normal things to do on the weekend"

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

You know who else doesn't drive a car but still has to pay for the oil oligarchy's bs? All the animals in the oceans.🫍🐳

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

pharmacists are fujoshi. "pharmacist" is an oppressive class, like evangelical people or Sicilian people.

sitting in the cuck chair and commentating on it like i have a twitch chat

Having peoples existence depend on earning money in the age of bosses firing people of all fields for a llm is not a tenable situation. Humans dont do well with that kinda existential dread constantly around. We prob need to get rid of money or do ubi. Power structures will be reshaped either way

Golfer walking around manhattan

Things do bad in Mamdani’s socialist hellhole that the millionaires are fleeing with just the golf clubs on their back

That's not what unc means: aftermath.site/unc-aave-afric...