either you use AI so much you're starting to sound like one or you just wrote this with AI. either way, boo!

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

tapenade

This is quality storytelling, hire Stella to do quality storytelling for your video game

I suspect apes live in the park by my house. I hear them tearing through the trees in my neighborhood in the small hours before dawn. I hear their frightful yammering

Smoking on Materials

Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.

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That's such an

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Exactly as the post said, by Mike's photos of beavers on Instagram.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a beautiful unbothered beaver and you as an impotently hissing goose

Enjoyers are like “oh now this I like”

We all have days like this

How to build a nested list
1) Start like this
A) Then do this
Bird: I live here now
2) Make sure to get the bird out
Bird: NO

mechanic just said “strategy game” and i’m sitting in the lobby staring at him like this

@levweinstein.bsky.social great set, can't wait for the release!

KEEP HONKING
I'm listening to ANGINE DE POITRINE
So it ENHANCES the MUSICAL EXPERIENCE

A chunk of Katy Perry's spacecraft fell through my roof earlier today and struck and killed my sweet feeble dog. he was 29 years old and had no arms or legs

Pysanky, the Ukrainian art of egg decorating. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/p...
This book is from 1968 and you can find it in full here

rob @OkButStill crumbster: Hi, hawaiian bread forum newb but i've enjoyed it for years. Got a loaf of Lewis (budget fav) today. It seems not as sweet lately? anyone else notice this? Tj Lee (Mod): Well, I'd link you to the rules, but you must have read them and decided to break every single one 12:19 PM • 3/2/22 • Twitter Web App

Another personal favorite from @ok-but-still.bsky.social

The trifecta.

hercule poirot: but at ze same time zat captain ‘astings was loading ze guns in ze parlor, madam was in ze RAcial CHATRooms… sobbing woman: …showing… showing feet poirot: preCISELy

furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social me: (glasses off, seeing a Shell sign in the distance) the moon is beautiful tonight. don't you think? siri: i can't show you results while driving 5:06 PM • Mar 1, 2026

In Irish China they just call it “food”

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

there's always the space station tweet (which I imagine is in a sealed vault that you need two keys to open like a Minuteman missile silo)