Lol no, it's a way for super seniors to finish off their diploma through online courses, taken at school. They also receive case management and referral to necessary services. It's basically a job I've already had and was good at and liked it.

That's the new public school anthem

FAIL AWAY, FAIL AWAY, FAIL AWAY

Now I have Enya's "Return to Innocence" in my head (one of you sickos posted it yesterday), but I've changed the chorus to "A return to delinquents"

Who would block sweet baby angel Jerry??? Only a monster, that's who!!!

I have applied for three positions in the district up the road from mine-- two in alternative settings (school juvie; credit recovery high school), and one middle school inclusion. I wrote the cover letter with the credit recovery program in mind, bc that's what I really want... a return to GED.

I am this meme literally right now!

I am this meme and I don't like it

me all day im so tired also me at 2am taking a quiz to find out what kind of cheese i am a sleeping monkey laying on a bed with a pillow and blanket surfingnthe web on their laptop

You don't have a sketchy doctor anesthetize you to sleep every night unless something is deeply fucky.

You're a real puckhead, huh?

*cylindrical puck

Check on the Sabres fans in your life. Remind them there's a lot of series left yet.

"But he made Thriller!"
No he didn't, Quincy Jones did, 44 years ago, in 1982. MOVE ON.

Ray Parker Jr.: 🎶Bustin' makes me feel good!🎶

That would require self-reflection!

They mention it in the article I linked, in a summary of the doc. Basically, he bought Safechuck an "engagement ring" because they spent so much time together that Jackson joked that they were like a married couple. 🤮🤮🤮

Do you remember how he "married" the one kid???

Love this!!!

"After years of legal fighting, HBO reached an agreement with the estate (of Jackson) in 2024, which included removing Leaving Neverland from HBO Max."

You better be gettin' that sweet, sweet back pay!

Me (left) and @dorispringle.bsky.social (right)

About damn time!!! Were they paying you as if you were not certified?

::clutches pearls::

I watched Leaving Neverland and I wish more people had.
Now it's been scrubbed from the internet.
Michael Jackson was: a creative genius, the product of a severely abusive childhood, and a child molester.
Michael Jackson sexually abused many young boys over the course of his life and fame.

*from the collective orgasm

FTFY

Lucky. I am ensnarled in the many tentacles of the Man.

"I'm Mr. Shirt and I don't have to go to work today!" -You

If it is pouring down rain in the morning you shouldn't have to go to work.