"French people have seven times the chance of getting drugs
in suppository form as do Americans"

...ouuhhhh monsieuuuuurrrrr~

Soggy Sunday!

ANCIENT SANDS, HEAR MY COMMAND AND RECLAIM THESE RELICS OF HATRED

Still get chills 💕

And y’know… maybe making heavy Huggies and then start grinding to Cyclops and how good he looks in his costume 🤤

I love the double feature episode where it’s Wolverine and Storm from a dystopian future who get brought back to help save Xavier as a student. They know from the start if they succeed they’ll fade away, but still do it anyway 💕

And why should you? Clearly you need encouragement during pushies 😘

Would really love to be bundled up under a fuzzy blanket in a big soggy diaper and suckling on a bottle of formula while I watch X-Men cartoons.

But NO I must be an adult 😭

😖Tummy Feels bad.
😣 Push a little.
😌 Tummy feels better.
🤨 Diaper feels... mushy?
🤔 Rub it a little.
😯 That feels good
🥰 Rub it more.
🤤 That feels *really good*
🤯 Oh wow what was that !
🥱 Now you're sleepy
😴 Take nap.
🚼 A grownup changes your diaper as you wake up.

#abdl #goodboyfics

Pulled a mythic in my first Strixhaven pack, we’re off to a great start 💕

Definitely solid/big boy food and drink. I’m already a picky enough eater that I’d make do with whatever baby paste tasted best.

I do like the idea of being allowed big boy entertainment but any and all adults have the right to cover my ears and/or eyes at their discretion 😵‍💫

“Nah it’s just my tighty whities bro, you’re seeing things! And smelling things…”

I was already losing, they can wait a lil longer lol

I would love to try a hollow plug, but I think I’d like it other context.

Innie Chasity cage + sex sounds from the other room + laxatives + having to sit in it until they’re done, might be enough to fry my brain irrevocably 😵‍💫

Anything cleaning related is a 10/10 for me

I routinely fantasize about coming home to daddy and being told to drop my pants and present my bottom. Then he uses a wipe to check how dirty I am.

Any speck of brown means a hour long, intense cleaning shower, followed by a lecture on cleanliness 😵‍💫

Modern iPad toddler, the beige baby aesthetic numbs my brain in the bad ways lol

Much more overstimulation leading to brain rot toddler 💕

Hufff never beeting the slow allegationns I guez

Answer depends on if I’m feeling or middle or little.

As a middle I love the idea of being measured bc I SHOULD be growing, but I’m clearly not developing (possibly leading to doctor visits 😵‍💫)

But if I’m little, I kind of want my peepee to be completely ignored by daddy. Just a silly piece of skin

Oooof tough call…

Kissing with Daddy fuels that father/son need in me and fulfills that “almost sex” feeling I like as a little

But kissing bros while daddy watches allows for so much “teaching” and correction 😵‍💫

And maybe if I do a “bad” enough job, daddy will take over and make me sit it corner

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

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Boring as heck Monday, ruin me with some invasive and pervy questions!

I love fantasizing about what that space between the cock and balls smells like on a guy.

And then the idea of joking about that to someone, so they stick their hands in their crotch and shove their musky fingers under my nose 🤤

Spending the rest of the night like a puppy on a leash 😵‍💫

Buh.

Aww showing how tight your cage is when you’re about to live up to your shirt? 😘

Huff in the middle of the yard, in front of everyone and anyone 😵‍💫🙈

Yeah so many fun ways to repurpose 😵‍💫

Open mouth gag with a full bottle attached so you’re forced to keep swallowing the flow of milk and meds

Yeah plugs are hot sexually…

But there’s something especially hot about only being allowed to use a plug so your hole just becomes loose and unable to hold anything in 😵‍💫

Sounds like a lot of silly, useless speculating. Think after some mild psychedelics and hypo, you’ll accept that you’ve always been like this

You went in for a basic physical exam. How were you supposed to know they’d diagnosis you with “chronic immaturity”?

Now you’re fighting the urge to ball your eyes out while the doctor introduces you to your new carer who’s excited to get you dressed more appropriately for your condition

Y’know that crotch musk must be powerful 🤤🤤🤤

Sometimes I just don’t feel like pausing my video games to go potty 😈