Two white dog mascots, one with a blue nose and the other red, stand in a shopping mall.
Ari and Rio (the mascots for Ario Kasai Department Store in Tokyo) are childhood friends and are very close. They can't talk, as a result of being dogs.
Trying to comfort my friend, who is having a hard time, by explaining that Thomas the Tank Engine did not appear until the second book in The Railway Series. I display such an intense teary-eyed sincerity that while I do not make her feel better, it is the main thing she thinks about at my funeral.
Jesse Lacey writing songs about his personal demons harming all of his closest relationships in a way that feels quite poignant before it turns out the personal demons are mostly "cheating on my wife with teenagers"
seeking sugar daddy to purchase me danny brown tickets ASAP
watching the guy in front of me on bart open Sleeper and he is Cooked
a 3d render of a faux horror/action video game, with a cute streamer webcam overlay.
streamer
got the ick because uber driver was eating snacks
the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,
what if we were both girls and our love ran so deeply that we wanted the best for one another even if it meant we couldn't be together and we didn't know what to do with ourselves without each other. what if
born to make shitty edgy posts on the internet, forced to live in a world where that might have actual real life consequences
i love mopping floors because it satisfies the human urge to do a big spin attack. the only time you get to do link’s up b
got 4 awful reels in a row and on the verge of tears at what the algorithm thinks of me
one million unique visitors a month
i bring a funkmaster flex introducing otis vibe to sex that the hoes despise
Bakemonogatari manga
it’s really funny that epstein probably actually killed himself instead of just waiting a few years until he 100% would have been allowed to get away with it
the original Revue Starlight rules but i don’t know if any anime movie elevates its original series more than the Revue Starlight movie. legitimately flawless.
youtu.be/c3rrQpwKwPI?...
new skrillex is just a breath of fresh air it’s so good
all time awful fit what was she doing
Oh I get it. Fun Onions.
seth’s stomp into immediately collapsing dead from the move he took 5 seconds before the stomp is eternally my favorite move in wrestling
i don’t want to hire a hitman to kill me i just want to hire someone to hit me precisely one time in the head with a baseball bat and see what happens
a fucking mario party minigame for someone to lose a vote at final 10 jeff probst i will kill you with a gun
If you're a cis person who bought hogwarts legacy, you owe a trans person $70 immediately. Also you should probably wear a hat that says "dipshit" on it
if i met you at a bar one time two years ago and haven’t seen you since rest assured i’m still watching all your instagram stories like yes go off girly enjoy your italy trip
A watermelon with a moustache and a king’s crown and robes
Jumball the Third, king of the watermelons, is the mascot of Nyuzen Town, Japan.
my toxic trait is how good i think i would be at all of the sandbag throwing challenges on survivor
i think a lot about mr beast saying he had a video where he stranded people in the middle of the ocean for 100 days (or some shit like that) for a million dollars and then had to scrap it and just give them the money because he was too busy to ever visit them and actually be in the video
beast mode