Oftentimes I'm wandering around looking for my water bottle I think, "water!water!" and immediately, "oil! oil!"

#Spaceballs
#TheWaterBottle
#Moviesthatnarratemylife

See what I did there? 🐍

Just watched Black Dynamite again.

I will now be referring to the White House as, The Honkey House.

Funny how cucking is super popular now.

I'm annoyed but not shocked that the Orange County (CA) planned parenthoods don't have gender affirming care.

I'm making this statement after searching the PP online appointment booking for it using an OC zip code. 43 pages of results. None in Orange County.

Me too.

What's the most foresty place in Canada??

#iwanttogotothere
#canada

Local to where? I'll check her out! 🥰

Hey fam. I don't have time to fight with strangers on the Internet. There's more important things to fight for.

You wanna come at me? You'll hit the wall. ✌️ 🧱

Last night I watched the communism episode of Sealab 2021.

Too many parallels between it and our current regime.

Thanks a lot, Americans.

My manatee, Manuel, needs a bath.

Also I went to a concert I forgot was happening.

Rubber boots and party pants.
Hardcore dance.

OK, USA 👍

Trader Joe's gluten free bagels are more legit than donut shop bagels with gluten.

#glutenfree
#isaidwhatisaid
#bagel

Probs

In the first 15 seconds of watching Amadeus: CAT!

Shout-out to film makers who included house cats!

Rainbow Kitten Surprise will now be described by me as, "folx music."

I'ma label this #queerthoughts

How am I never fucking logged into reddit? Fuck you brogate. You're missing out on what cooked onions has for you.

Clearly they have never seen Clue.

So it's Rolling Stone readers' favorite film of the century. Copy that. 😹😹

*table flip* improper word use!

I'm actually ok with this. I could happily die in good lighting. 💜

Looks just like the ones at my synagogue as a kid!

I ordered some KN95 masks for woodworking in SIZE MEDIUM and they are so big on me they poke me in the eyes. 😿😿😿

*Rage building*

Yo, manufacturers! Petite people do stuff too! And we want PPE THAT FITS!

#petitepeopleproblems
#woodworking

Fuck yeah!!
Ok ok I'ma phone a fren who *might* have some kind of advice!

I just remembered I also have spent money on tattoos 😹

More money will be funneled into that line item

Here is the business. I love to bullshit. It amuse the heck out of me. Sometimes I can't help but laugh maniacally.

Yes and, I alsoI abhor lying. So I'm kind of laughing it up like a party clown. 🍀

Phil Collins slaps.

Did you relocate?

I just spend more on snacks a hobbies now 😬

A fly rode into the doctor's office on my water bottle. I watched it molest the bottle with its proboscis for a bit.

Question:
Do you make the asymmetrical legs by cutting at an angle on either side?