this time tomorrow i will be back in nyc for the rest of the week 🥰

ai!??!?!?

me during it

no seriously, i'm feeling GREAT after today's dentist appointment, why do you ask??

controversial yet brave unseasonal option: i don’t want to see couples dressed as
gomez and morticia addams unless the morticia is the taller of the pair.

weekend roundup 🌸🐅🍸💕

encountered a man at work named mike but spelled "maik". we used to be a proper country.

lily allen friday and dimmi dimmi + last dinner party on saturday 😮‍💨

good night / good morning

going to do something next week i felt pretty confident i would never do: get fitted for contacts?!

april fools jokes are the stupidest ever, nobody but me is funny so give it up already.

march 2008 vs march 2026
(and yes, it’s the same shirt- a babysitters club/ramones mashup)

how do i possibly go back to work in 7 hours after being off for 10 days 😔

cute night out at kumiko 🍛🥢🍜

my mirror is dirty but luckily i am cute enough to make up for it 😌

can you guess where we are for spring break?

imagine being such an herb you either have alerts set to notify you for when somebody posts about motion smoothing or you spend your free time searching social media for people posting about motion smoothing. also, liking how things look with motion smoothing on is psychopath behavior.

another weekend of all killer, no filler. chef’s special happy hour into friend birthday pinball party @ logan arcade and then chicago stationery fest on sunday 😌🥡📝❤️

need to do a “tour” of all my journaling treasures and junk journals sometime ✨

best weekend

absolutely bodied a bar full of punisher dudes at music trivia last night. was in the lead after every round. had to shout out something before the final round after my team name was announced and when they heard it was a 🎀girl🎀 who had been beating them, so many heads whipped around.

so sorry for your loss 🤍

somehow it didn't ask me for any this time, feeling #blessed

got one of the city's current most difficult dinner reservations for my preferred day/time next month then refreshed to see the whole month booked within 90 seconds and i feel like i want to hulk out. years of fighting in the trenches for concert tickets prepared me for times like this.

ROSALIA - Berghain (The BRIT Awards 2026 Performance) YouTube video by Lady Mia

this dumpster planet did not deserve this perfect rosalia/bjork performance of berghain tonight, yet here we are 🧎‍♀️
youtu.be/tUEftQuOvUw?...

#nashville

sorry to instagram buds for the repetition but i’m probably gonna post some nashville pics here too. been finally getting back into using my “real” camera again and it’s been fun.

team restructuring now has my old team work bestie my most recent team work bestie and i all on the same team as of yesterday and obviously i have introduced them and we already have a 3 person group chat where we talk shit on everyone else all day. dreams do come true.

saxophone is the raisin of musical instruments.

one of my favorite hobbies is going to the comments on youtube and finding the one about somebody being dead. without fail there's always a tragic death comment within the first 5-10, no matter what kind of video. RIP aunt tammy, you would have LOVED this trixie mattel swedish accent compilation.