Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.

As a mother of a mentally ill person, this is the most chilling thing I've ever read because it sounds so rational and positive.

Thank you!

Thank you! I haven't ever seen his stuff, and I adore weird. I'm going to look him up.

WHO WAS THIS GUY? I was falling asleep and didn't catch his name.

I'm still thinking about the staring contest. I fell asleep to that. How can I find that guy? The memory of the fake mute has made me laugh about 30 times this morning.

I asked DeepSeek to update the Citizen Sabotage manual for 2025 since it was released in 1945. (It's called Simple Sabotage on the gov website.) I was surprised it gave me an answer, but I guess China was all too happy to help?

FDA approves first new type of pain medication in 25 years | CNN A new pain relief drug, suzetrigine, is a prescription pill that’s taken every 12 hours after a larger starter dose. It will be sold under the brand name Journavx.

Huge news: FDA approval today for suzetrigine, the first new drug approval for acute (not chronic) pain in decades and, critically, a non-opioid analgesic:

edition.cnn.com/2025/01/30/h...

Listening to a girl scout meeting where they are going over their laws made me feel so optimistic and comforted. We hear about all the negatives of young kids, but these girls are amazing. We really do have a stellar new generation coming of age.

I don't understand how anyone other than the rich that profit from this can support it. This is against everything my community raised me to believe. To believe America was. And yet they all bought into it.

Existence is suffering, and everything is on fire. The most rebellious thing I can consistently practice is defiant joy in spite of it.

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Can you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men.

You know it's late January when you subscribe to an alert for when Ranier cherries will be back in season. It's going to be mid-May for anyone curious.

I am GenX and bad memes are how I communicate. My 22 yr old daughter replies to them with art made in snapchat with her finger. 💚🥺🐸🛼

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this but everything seems to be going down the tubes quite fast. And not fun tubes, like at…

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw

Nah. You cultivated a neurodivergent following list. That isn't annoying to us. It's what we're here for my dude. I liiiiive for hot takes on niche topics.