think my new years resolution will be to watch all the documentaries that documentary now has parodied

hard launching the fact that i have a boyfriend by posting his perfectly balanced starter set on bluesky feels completely on brand for me

the little hands 😭

didnt realize how much i avoid grass types until this very moment

wheres the plain one i gotta get in here

every day at work around 3 i get into "if i dont eat a bag of chips soon, i'll die" mode. chat is this normal

i 💖 lying to customers on the phone

ive never seen my coworker leave the office to use the bathroom

whats the vibe im supposed to have here. all day on twitter i scroll my for you tab and engage with fandom stuff in the privacy of my likes

getting fired and then knowing someone else took your position is so funny because i can tell some of the things that got mentioned in my firing they are currently slacking on. i KNOW you havent posted on the facebook for two weeks, but are YOU getting yelled at about it?? bitch

yesterday a dad in axe throwing, after i mentioned a podcast i liked, tried to talk to me about joe rogan. ive never lost respect for someone so fast in my entire life