They're all shoulder deep in a guy who's going down for high treason with a full airing. They need him to retain pardon power as long as they can drag it out.

From my cold, dank hand.
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The heroin addict with a worm-ridden brain running the Health Department shouldn't need to collect roadkill penis to garner media scrutiny.

Nah, there was like 8 different countries in those 12 wars. So that maths out to around 298.75 wars ended.

Visualize a screenshot NFT.
Happy 4/20

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On a scale from 1 to nuking Hormuz, what do you think the odds are that he'll send SEALs to kidnap the Pope?🤔

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Can we all agree that from now on the elevated suit in card games is called "obama"?

In a nutshell. 😊

Happy Tim Day to all!

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There isn't a world leader or podcaster anywhere not playing him like a fidget spinner. 👶

The guy who's been shtting his pants for a half century? 🤪

Am I the only one surprised he didn't go with the 'The Boondock Saints' version?
That's 10X the alpha incel holy warrior fantasy movie.

Cancer and drone crash immediately compete for leading cause of deaths.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with a new faith famously tolerating more serial child rape.

Get EVERY SINGLE ONE.
No quarter for nazis.

Today, I learned that 'SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE' (a horror film I've overlooked for years) was written by a feminist (Rita Mae Brown) and directed by a woman (Amy Jones) with a feminist perspective. I had no idea this was meant to be satirical, so now I HAVE to watch it. That's my Friday night. 💀

"Nothing is covered up that will not be revealed, or hidden that will not be known."
-Luke 12:2

When the women above you have all been fired, and your complexion renders you the new most expendable scapegoat in a national shitstorm-

They think they'll get a pardon. Not sure why they think they can afford one. 🤦

He does so every time he opens his mouth without food in front of it.

Fatty McFuckwit thrust himself out of his political league. It's a show.

Let the hit dogs howl.

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Behold the only human of the last 2600 years untouched by Argos.

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