I love the term "MAKE time", it's almost as much fun as the word 'resilience'.

Mark & Hulio down by the school yard.

Paolo Zampolli, the modeling agent who allegedly introduced Melania to Trump in 1998, fathered Ungaro's child. They were engaged in an ugly custody battle. Zampolli leaned on ICE and his Trump connections to DEPORT Ungaro.

Zampolli also allegedly represented Melania when she was a model...

Follow this thread.

Most likely, and of course, all speculation right now, this is why Melania did her 6 min statement today.

Amanda Ungaro was brought here as a 17-year-old model. She flew to NYC on Epstein's private plane.

1/2

I just think Geno would look a lot prettier if he smiled more

I'm seeing a lot of familiar titles in this thread that I perused (ie, read the good parts) while babysitting 😜. Bought/read The Exorcist ~ 8th grade, soon had a list of girls who wanted to borrow it. It seems that their mothers had forbidden it, so, of course, they HAD TO READ IT!

Same for me! Bought the paperback for 10 cents at a neighborhood yard sale. age ~11 - 13. It struck me that the boyfriends were mostly bad, and few of the women seemed to enjoy sex. And everyone had a very hard time sleeping.

Ohio GOP Wants Every Pregnancy Reported to the State 3.16.26

For anyone up late and eager to be pissed off: Ohio Republicans have introduced a bill that would require every pregnancy to be registered with the state and given a "certificate of life"

jessica.substack.com/p/ohio-gop-w...

Wow, that was rude. The audience thought so too! #Oscars #Golden

So if you are an actor, dating a half-sibling to Kim Kardashian, do you have to diss Taylor Swift's Grandmother? Is that how it works?

Amy Madigan, co-star of classic film and favorite Iowa movie, Field of Dreams, wearing Hawkeye colors. 💛🖤💛🖤

OK, hive brain, was that speech used in the Pfizer commercial (just shown during the #Oscars) from Any Given Sunday? It kind of sounded like Pacino.

Rest in power, Ms Doress. Our Bodies, Ourselves was foundational to my growth as a young woman. Blessings to your loved ones.

On this ides of March I am watching the #OscarAwards, which started rather early. And I'm watching a blizzard outside my windows. Global warming weather is bonkers.

RE: is Mullin any better than Noem? I guess he won’t be mile-high shtupping Cory Lewandowski on the fancy plane. Then again, who knows?

Sign the Petition Keep the Classical Languages Major at the University of Iowa

c.org/Nrm5H5twkX

Anyone streaming w BIG+? I don’t have sound—is it just me?

UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.

"why are you against progress" I yell confidently as my sloppily-implemented algorithms prematurely murder your grandma

Mission accomplished.

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love!

[twangy, swirly lute arpeggio]

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye: *Ich am yn love!*

The Benito effect... activity on Bluesky spiked 70% during the Super Bowl 👀

I did not understand that coffee (?) commentary turned Nike commercial.

"Most field goals in a game".

Finally!
And looks like they narrowly avoided the record for longest time into the game before the 1st touchdown.
#SuperBowl

They just said there has never been a shut-out at a Super Bowl.

My question: has there ever been a no-touchdown Super Bowl (shut out or not)?

Have to say the prostate cancer ad, while it may promote a commercial lab test, is still the best one so far. A "finger free" test, so relax that tight end... 🤣

Jake who?

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

That was hilarious. "The Grammy goes to Luther Vandross". #2026Grammys

I would pick #4, but I fear the petulant child behind me would kick my seat.