You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there.

“They were the best of times, they were the best of times…”

Is it weird that I had no idea they could fly?

You know what I've never seen in a Cybertruck?

A passenger.

Marco on his way to war in the Gulf.

-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence

Remember: These are the foundations of real freedom.

Surely Gilbert Gottfried.

I have yet to see a Republican do something to improve the lives of people.

Anyone else tired of being forced to find out when they did not fuck around?

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YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

May this one day happen to them.

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

139 million people watched Bad Bunny
4 million people watched Kid Rock

The Charlie Kirk memorial was a total flop

Almost no one went to see Melania

If there's some vast, conservative supermajority whey do they never show up for events like this?

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performed‘American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Trump is demanding $10 billion because a contractor (not an IRS employee) leaked some of his data.

OK, then. It seems only fair that each of the 300,000,000+ Americans whose personal tax and Social Security data was leaked by DOGE receive the same renumeration.

That's $300,000,000,000,000+.

Cartoon: no lineups for Melania compared to a huge lineup for root canals.

Globe and Mail cartoon

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sure they’re tear-gassing toddlers but what do the polls say

THIS 👇 HERE......

People who “don’t do”politics:

Can you feel politics doing you yet?

I just took my trash out and I think my eyebrows froze off

BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes.

This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.

Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.

Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.