Patiently waiting for my blood test results and for the doctor to tell me I have so much testosterone that my brain should have exploded from too much testosterone disease

Putting my head in the microwave and hitting the popcorn button

My biggest Asshole Pedant sticking point is how the internet keeps skewing the meaning of the word "platonic". I tell people "my relationship with him is strictly platonic" and they reply "but you could still be sleeping together" and no, actually, because THEN IT WOULDN'T BE PLATONIC

The punishment is the death penalty

I'll do it for you and I'll do it for me 🫡

They chew with their mouth open and/or don't cover their mouth when they cough or yawn

Your 30s are exactly like your 20s, you're just smarter and hotter. I didn't realise how sick it was gonna be till I got here, you're gonna have a great time

Two gnolls (one is a spotted hyena man, the other is a striped hyena woman) fucking in the reverse stand and carry position.

A close-up of the previous image; the female gnoll has cartoon blush on her cheeks, and hearts in her eyes.

Hey girl, lemme give you a lift

I need to finish this and I need to draw him cumming all over his damn self

You're doing God's work drawing all these cute mustelids

Wait....does the penis float in the bath

Oohhh it's the Killing People. The killing people is the juice you have to drink to make the game fun

When does Marathon get fun

Boy Butt

Ty for this meal

Planning a trip and hitting the gym every day so I'm strong enough to suplex the deer in Nara park

Comm for Bahumot

Spelled "diatomaceous earth" correctly while high as hell and my boyfriend got hard

I wish dragons were real...

Kill me instead, Tobi hasnt finished Mad Men yet

I got that first card on my workout goals board 💪

Dilophosaurus :)

They are terrified by our unnatural beauty and angular knees

Almost everything on the Subscribestar Ban List exists comfortably within a piece of critically acclaimed media but apparently if you're just one person making the stuff they gotta nuke your house from orbit

the targeting of any art that is "obscene" (terms of obscenity always to be decided at a whim) is fascistic yes but also how the only kinds of art that tends to be penalized is the individual/independent creators isn't lost on me. a patreon TOS would reject anything that can be streamed on netflix.

Technically yes

being sexist towards an agender person

I crave sex and then when I try and have it it hurts so bad man wtf