Couldn’t we all…

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Lime Lesson?

Like 3 or 4.

Ugh, my teen’s laptop (Surface Pro 7) is busted. Unfortunately, dropped by a school security guard. With no protective case. I tried my best, but had to resort to a repair facility. They just sent the estimate for data recovery…

$1850. ☠️

Friend, when did you make your last backup?

Dessert? Yes please.

Extra biscuits if you bark angrily at Kash Patel, Ralph!

Want to know how to rate good food… this is how.

Sisters are a wonderful blessing.

“Peace.”

(this old fox goes back to contently watching from a respectful distance) 🫶

(Stares at you in senior discount)

Pass me a padlock.

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Why yes, yes I have.
Next question.

www.kingstable.co

King Tavern, bayh-bee! Whose a good boi? Whose a good boi. I am. Yes, I am… LoL!!!!

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…And they end up in Washington DC… so may God have mercy on their souls.

Hey you… some perfectly good people come from Ohio…

I MEANT “PEEPS”!

Good! Now- Go have a Primanti’s sandwich and an Iron City Beer…

You’re welcome!

I hate Washington DC.

Prove to me you’re not a scam. Which is hard, but, these days, f’ it… welcome to the 2020’s…

You think I’m joking… but I’m f’ not.

Dayton, Ohio… but sure… maybe.

SURGERY?!!
Bro… you call, and I will drop important shit for you.

Let’s f’ing goooooo!

On a jet bound for Dayton, and I already met up with a group of my perps. (I typed perps, but it changed to perps, and I’m like… “Cool!!!”)

That is part of the plan when I have free time, which will unfortunately be "work-time limited."

Jetting off to Dayton, Ohio for a work conference this week... last-minute notice sort of thing. (Pass the per diem.)

You too!

You sure it's not allergies? Mine have been miserable the last two weeks (tree pollen).

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