whoops, today is apparently a "sibling kindness makes me choke up on the train" type of day

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this is a "manky mallard" – the result of mallard & domestic ducks interbreeding

this is exactly the thing a Marine Corps drill instructor would say

yeah. this is why military folks get to board planes first

it gives me no pleasure to know with 99% certainty that that is supposed to be London broil

Caity Weaver would burn $800,000 on a quest so unimaginably frivolous and ill-conceived that no sane adult would greenlight it. and that is why she must have it.

I don't know who to lobby about this, but: MacArthur Grant for Caity Weaver

I agree, I love when my enemies look like ass

ratty underwear-ass jerseys

not at all the point but this is why an image made in Photoshop is better than AI

Draymond Green is in it for one last job

no Andre Drummond is 42 and Ariana Grande is 17

buddy we have blood and VAR *granting* a goal in Seattle, we are at full CONCACAF 15 minutes in

the mariners keep getting robbed of home runs and it’s honestly an incredible bit. very mariners

"Hamlet and Hamnet were basically the same name back then"

ok but now it's 500 years later, I think we can call this one in favor of Hamlet

let's go watch a movie about Leonardo da Vinci, it's called Bona Lisa

my wife read Hamnet and is talking to me about Hamnet and probably wants to watch Hamnet and so far all I've said is "do they ever catch the ham"

was he like 16 on the Clippers?

I was certain he was at least 36 years old

not even when fans paid what they felt like on a website to download the album?

this is patently ridiculous and still I feel the need to point out that Radiohead is right there

SHUT UP JACE

tweet from @CMGaldre –  Wild be: just getting snack Me: no prob bee Mason bee: just make house Me: build a way b Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders Me: you know I got an assortment Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h Me: *holds flower still* Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U

you have conjured one of my favorite tweets

dang I'm too late to intervene on you staying in Flatiron

I haven't lived in New York for 6 years but this guy has me fist-pumping about tax day. what if an entire party could get behind "tax the rich to pay for services that improve lives." what if.

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I wrote about Dianna Russini, the constant pressure female reporters face to prove they aren't sleeping with sources (plus the pressure we do get from sources to get involved with them), and why all of this is so uncomfortable to talk about.

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sir we've lost the creep and pervert publication

New York Post headline: Meta’s ‘pervert glasses’ fuels trend of creeps secretly filming women, posting videos online without consent: report

lmao they've lost the New York Post