Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation

Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title

“Tom Clancy’s Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society”

Sure was!

What was that loud bang in #Bendigo just now? People heard it in Strathfieldsaye, Cal Gully, Axedale & K Flat. @fionaparker1.bsky.social ?

my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins

It’s okay, lights will guide him home…

You may not be a fan of Poisoning Pigeons in the Park but the man’s only been dead a few hours! 😉

Elon Musk • X @elonmusk I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.

So… after accusing the President of being a sex criminal, the question becomes: is Elon a liar or a coward?

WWJT&F?

Of the 3? I find A the most familiar. But I like Clojure’s threading macros or some kind of pipe operator better.

🤖 In AD 2101 war was beginning
🔅💥 🔆💥
👸🏽 what happen
👷🏻‍♀️ someone set up us the bomb
💁🏾‍♂️ we get signal
👸🏽 what !!
💁🏾‍♂️ main screen turn on
👸🏽 it’s you !!
👾 how are you gentlemen !!
👾 all your base are belong to us

It felt like the mid-90s again!

#awkward

The more times I see the replay the more I reckon if you remove the foul by To'o, Coates scores. Should have been a penalty try. #origin #StateOfOrigin

This is not how voting works in Australia. I voted very left and the centre left got my preferences over the large variety of right wing bullshit. We have elected several leftists to the senate and the house of reps. Don't try to use us to justify your dysfunction, fix your own shit.

Some great advice on protesting

Peter Dutton: I don’t want to stand in front of the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flags at political press conference anymore.

Dickson voters: okay.

I know the topline results are surprising and will get the majority of the airtime, but it’s fascinating that Bendigo hasn’t had any airtime in the coverage. Especially as it gets closer and closer! #auspol #ausvotes

“I don’t own a vase.” – Antony Green.

Thanks for everything ❤️ #auspol #ausvotes

Oh loving @antonygreenelec.bsky.social listening to this wrap of how excellent he is.

Deep deep gratitude to Jacinta Price for this photo, which did so much to remind the electorate what MAGA filth her Liberals were.

Trumpism is repudiated in Australia. It’s a victory FOR THE WORLD. #auspol

Is Jacinta Price questioning the election results due to voter intimidation at polling both?

#AusPol
#AusVotes2025

Does Antony Green have Parkinson’s? #auspol #ausvotes

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