We had a Richard Stiff. Even the other teachers tormented him!

Handshake lines for every regular season game 🥲

Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.

Decided to finally update my Marketplace profile in celebration of the Democrats caving--my premium has gone up 50%. Thanks guys, glad to know you have my back!

Being harassed and bullied by an evil 81 year old woman (again) but I must stay strong because I have to watch Pit Babe 😔

This sure is a great time for my car to be on its last legs. Boy am I fucked.

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

Twitter post screenshot of the San Miguel Sheriff account. 5 years ago they posted about a boulder on the road but referred to it as "Large boulder the size of a small boulder".

Happy 5th "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" anniversary! #Geology ⚒️

imagine if in hp book 4, snape's personality was suddenly swapped with an obsessive, extremely Online harry potter fan who started being nice to harry bc they recognized he was the protagonist and then when harry grew up they got married. awful isn't it. that's bingqiu

Yes there are lots of lovely mineral names that I refer to, Kyanite is always a favorite of mine!

I think that the magic of snow changes to stress right around the 8+ inch mark, when you start discovering all the problems you forgot to address during the summer (like the fucking DRIP from my gutter that is creating a glacier and FREEZING MY DOOR SHUT)

I just wanted to get this new hard drive installed and have a new laptop with a working keyboard for the new year. But no!

I knew that posting a silly tech question would lead to me getting mocked but it still feels like shit bro!

A tiny hoya papua climbing a copper trellis and in full bloom

A Hoya compacta bloom. The flowers are in a cluster and are light pink and star shaped.

A Hoya krohniana silver blooming. The flowers are white and fuzzy with a yellow star shaped center.

A Hoya Bella in bloom. The flowers are a bright white with a hot pink center.

Are you normal or are you spending New Year’s Eve taking glamour shots of your Hoyas

That’s good to know! People here must prefer the tangy flavor because I have gamely tried most everything after being assured I wouldn’t be able to tell it’s sourdough, and yeah…it sure is sourdough.

Sourdough. I basically can't shop at local bakeries because it's all sourdough. Cookies, cinnamon rolls, everything. My life would be better if I liked it, but alas.

this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi

This is probably what tips me over into officially Old

Forced to upgrade to a slightly larger phone and I don't think my thumb joint will ever forgive me

Decided to let Microsoft Shopping run some coupons through my order and my total went from $31 to $85. Good job, guys.

Still mad that my small town got an adorable coffee shop/bookstore but it’s run by a libertarian whose main display is devoted to the Tuttle Twins

little treat culture has led to me drinking two breves every day and i have to admit. that is a lot of half and half when you think about it.

Photo of Moo Deng the baby pygmy hippo, peeking cutely and expectantly from around a tree. Text reads Me when someone says they don't want their pickle.

How could I forget Lemmings!

My first computer in the early 90s. Lots of great hours spent playing Jazz Jackrabbit, Chip's Challenge, SkiFree, Treasure Cove and Treasure Mountain.

I guess all I can say is if you feel like someone in your life has been pulling away, check in on them. Maybe it isn't just that they're busy. Maybe they need a lifeline. I've been blindsided every time and I need and hope to do better.

tw: abuse, domestic violence

So is this just the year for abusive men to be even more emboldened? Because I have now seen three women I'm close to have to flee their own homes in fear for their lives.

The most recent one is post-election and it seems closely related.

THEY ARE MAKING THE MINERALOGY LEGO SET, DEMOCRACY WORKS

The problem with growing hoyas is you buy them when they're a cute little cutting but when they grow, they take off. Currently sitting at my desk fending off a plant whose pot is on a shelf three feet away.

There are only 4-5 accounts I follow on x that haven't made their way over here. Otherwise I'm shocked by how easy it was to leave that place. The thing I'll miss the most is the watch threads of people streaming (mostly BLs), but x's search is so broken I couldn't find them to reread if I tried.