CAN YOU PELAS E STOP HANGING OTU WITHJ YOUR EX BOYFRIENDS DAD

I'm such a fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER bro LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: I just couldn't get behind Red Dragon really it wasn't for me
This guy: Are you doing anything tonight
His dad: Did you watch the NBC show
Me: I didn't like how they did Will in it
His dad: Me neither

This might have been the lamest shit to have ever come out of my mouth, apologies. However I am still the same guy who, when a random customer at my job was flirting with me two years ago, began talking to his dad about the Hannibal novels instead

It's insane how much "didn't consume the original material" videos show up on my feed. Recently got a SOTL video about Hannibal rec'd and it was really bad because there's no mention of the novels, at all

Stop every human being from being able to talk about Twin Peaks. I want to be alone with David Lynch

Okay I know how this happened (I blocked the big fucking sombr ad at the top of the screen for like a week) but now that it's gone I guess so is the blue. Of Tumblr.

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Hold on I somehow ad blocked the blue out of tumblr

and the sequel

asdfghjkl. 5 years of game dev. Cannot celebrate properly [runs off

Committing yearly theft from Nintendo. My OC watched me have a seizure in the park and then said he saw something scary in tbe dark

YOU KNOW IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL BAD WHEN THE VOICES START TELLING YOU IT'S TIME TO GO BLONDE.

Sorry saw the price of something and jumped too high into the air

I have to scream

And if I work on IW, it means I get to start posting about Vincent Akanthos again, which is a really bad experience for everyone because he's blonde and I keep doing shit to him post-IW to make him gayer and gayer

Writing IW or OoD is easier than writing CAYA, because if I write CAYA, then I have to deal with the fact that I'm writing CAYA in that moment and that I've been working on it for like at least 6 years and reworked it 3 times.

THIS SMACKS OF SETY WUNNIFER

God wait fuck they both ahve Castlevania character names I jsut started laughing so loud

When you play through Infinite World for the first time and find out at the end of the game that there was at least two very long sidequest chains, one of which merges into the main plot, that grant you insanely OP units and you just have to imagine me looking like this

its so fuckign scary writing this damn game up and then seeing my own character's name at the end of the document because he's the Super Epic Really Hard To Get Unit, Of Which I've Made Several

Britt: I kinda need a guy who I'm crazy for like you are for him.
Me: You don't want to be like this.

LRT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCMCKFKFMFNMF IM GOIG TO KILL MSYELF HES SO PERFECT

#TOZ

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my life is now playing gun rem in deadlock