I was praised to be gifted in my early childhood, so I felt confident when I learned reading and writing German. Until this monstrosity:

"ẞ"

Try explain this letter to a child.

"It's like an "s", but put two of them next to each other."

Me: 🐝

"No, no. Sharper."

Me: 🐍

I was a dumbass.

Konig demon-core is still living in my head rent free.

My cat Ghost finally has his puppy Soap counterpart 😍 I love him so much...

#GhostSoap

A black and white sketch of Ghost from CoD relaxing with a cigarette after masturbating with some toys.

💀🚬

I'm almost 22 guys. And sometimes I see those romanticized videos from boarding schools, making me think I could've had it so much better... But holy fuck I'm not mad about the bullet I dodged with all the money I didn't need to pay... 😵‍💫

Happy Easter bunny full of eggs 🥚😌 #Ghostsoap

UGH 😩 HE LOOKS SO SOFT AND SQUEEZABLE 🥴

I noticed that I think too much before posting on here. Imagine how much wonderful content you might’ve lost by my dumbass being too self-conscious to press "post" smh 😮‍💨

Cutest littol beans 🥹

😂😂

#joesdrabbles
the only thing soap knows about his new neighbour is they must have the biggest, most obscene toy collection ever, boxes after boxes that are most definitely /not/ discrete shipping placed outside the door more often than not, holding dildos the size of his arm, (1/4)

Jealousy trope will always have a special place in my heart, except for real life 😩🤌🔥

Next day during roll call:

"This is Captain Ponchom. He outranks you, so I won't hear any disrespect 🤨"

~Ghost, probably

You know what? I totally see that happen 😂🤝

their base.

So when Ghost watches him do it one day, instead of reprimanding him, he asks to try.

... and summons a fat pigeon instead.

I want this as a silly little comic 😭💖

🧵 #GhostSoap thought of the day 🧼💀

Soap fed crows ever since he was a kid, because he learned that they are very smart and remember the faces of people that wronged them. So in order to cause trouble, he tried to befriend them instead.

He never stopped, and feeds a handful of crows hanging around

How did you make him look so squeezable??? 🫢😩🤌🔥 Incredible work

Soap: "Aren't you just full of surprises, Simon... No, leave it on!"

Oh, my dear @sultrysunset.bsky.social . I just want you to know that this is all your fault!

#GhostSoap #SoapGhost #Ghoap #SimonGhostRiley #JohnSoapMacTavish #cod

I missed so much juicy content over the past months... smh. Gotta catch up. My inner gremlin demands it 😤

Trans!Ghost in nothing but a black corset with little skull embezzlements, pushing up his chest 👀

Need me some good #SoapGhost identity porn where Simon seems like the perfect dominant man... But his head turns to mush at the thought of Johnny's girth stretching him to a delicious degree... dragging against his walls... feeling himself fill out again and again while he pumps into him💀🧼

Thank you so much!!! 😭💖

Thank youuuuuu 🥹🥳

I'M BACK AND I NOW HAVE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE 😭🔥😭🔥🔥😭🔥😭🔥🔥😭🔥😭🔥🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Man... I drove on a dark street in between fields when 5 deer jumped right in front of me. 4 got over, one waited on the other side when I stopped.

And I turned off my lights. And waited.

And when it didn't move, I flashed my lights once... to signal I'll let it go first.

A deer.

Sedate me.

I just saw an older post saying "hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice being held"... and that's such a #Soap thing to say 🧼

This seriously needs more engagement. It looks FIRE🔥 (pun intended)

Guess who arrived 👀 #SimonRiley #Ghost #SimonGhostRiley

Ghost, tired and beaten up in his patient bed Ghost: "That eager to see me Sergeant? Could hear you all the way down the hall. Didn't have to rush like that, s'not like they'll let me go anywhere" Soap: "Simon.." Soap stumbles Ghost: "Should you be walking around yet?*" *A/N: Hypocrite Soap goes and grabs his hand Soap: "Don't ever fucking do that to me again. I'm never letting you leave without me at your six again"

Ghost: "Some serious conviction there, Sergeant" Soap: "I'd say this is pretty serious, yea" He places a ring box on Ghost's stomach Ghost: "..." Ghost: "You read the letter, I take it?"

Soap: "yea.." Ghost: "Not really how I wanted this to go but.. I guess it's best that you gave it back now while I'm still on pain meds. Small mercy, that." Soap: "Give it back?! That's the one I bought the day you shipped out, Si" Soap pulls out his dog tags - there is a ring attached to the chain Soap: "I'm keeping this one."

Ghost: ! Soap: "I only got to have it for two weeks, you're not prying that off while I'm still breathing" Ghost: "You'd have said yes?" Soap: "..."

(Good lord, typing alt-text takes a while I'm so sorry if there are typos, my hands are very cold)

Soap: "For such a smart man you're really daft sometimes. Yes. I want to marry you. I WILL marry you." Ghost: *Grabby hands* "C'mere. Please." Soap: "Your ribs are broken" Ghost: "Don't care. Help you scooch over"

Soap: "Bed's too bleedin' small for this, Si" Ghost: "Don't care" Closeup shots of the rings on their hands Also kiss kiss get engaged

Soap: "I kind of told the nurse we were married already to get in here" (I just realized I typed 'nurse' here, it should be doctor, I am a massive goose, whoops) Ghost: "Hm. Sounds like a lot of paperwork. Given that Price put me on medical leave for a month it also sounds like it's not my problem" Soap: "I owe him a cigar, don't I?" Ghost: "WE owe him a cigar, little husband" Soap: "Not actually married yet, ye dobber" Ghost: "No retort for the 'little thing', eh? Acceptance is the first sign of growth, love" Soap: *scottish nonsense* Ghost: <3