PORTER MARTONE 🤩🤩🤩

The first teenager in NHL HISTORY to score the game-winning goal in each of his first two career #StanleyCup Playoff games!

Goodnight, hockey fans!

It's so great to have the #StanleyCup Playoffs back! 😆

Solid return for sure but you can't replace someone like Dex and it's crazy he wouldn't want to be part of this group now that Harbaugh is here

How does Joe Shoen remain employed?

Our savior, Dan Vladar, standing below the jumbotron before a game earlier this month against the Isles

I can't believe we're just a few hours away from a Flyers playoff game... LFG!!! Come on boys!!! #LetsGoFlyers

Is there a better way of sounding like a guilty loser than beginning a post with "memo to the fake news"? I think not

It's incredibly hard to pick against Crosby in his first playoff series in years, and back in January the Flyers looked bad against the Pens... but the boys are locked in right now so if Vladar stays hot they have a chance... expecting a lot of OT in this one #LetsGoFlyers #InVladWeTrust

The Exorcist (1973) when I was 11 or 12... And I watched it dubbed in French which somehow made it worse... It's been over 30 years and I still think about it.

A commission to assess! A concept of a plan! Things are happening!!

It all just exposes how thin these people's faith really is

Her: I love Weezer.
Me: {lighting 4 cigarettes at once} Oh yeah, that's {vomits everywhere}

i'm waiting for him to start making church pedophelia jokes with absolutely no self awareness

i smoked pot with pete magyar

He's threatening to toss the salad

Patios of need is what I call the backyard area of any gathering involving my children

i think zappa might have actually gotten kind of cool. i'm picturing like a penn jillette kind of vibe. he would have one issue he was genuinely excellent on, like, idk, big tech surveillance, and a bunch of other weird thoughts we all pretended not to hear

just because joe didn't practice safe sex doesn't mean he didn't practice safe driving

Zappa Education 1986 YouTube video by BabyOatmeal

Zappa didnt spread misinformation, it was the opposite massive misinformation was and is still being spread around about him. Information is not knowledge. 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4JZ...

I don't see how Maher has him back a second time after what Zappa would do to him... Maher's skin is way too thin for that kind of repeat humiliation

I think the best we can expect is for a social media platform to be good for a few years before moderation and monetization issues inevitably make it bad. But that doesn't seem so awful, especially if there are tools to port your network from one platform to another, which is increasingly the case.

It's not even close. Zappa would be our leftist hero if he were still alive.

That's demonstrably false. He was at his peak when seatbelts were made mandatory and he didn't rail against seatbelts. He sang about eating your vegetables!

When did Zappa ever spread misinformation?

I dont know where that second "moron" came from lol

Zappa would have considered Maher to be a uninformed and bigoted moron

moron

Dollars to donuts they had/have a lead in the water issue in that town

There were already stories like that when I went to college 30 years ago

Telling my kids this is where the expression "dollars for donuts" comes from

Happy Passover, Chag Pesach Sameach, and a Zissen un Koshern Pesach!