Very funny that this season of Traitors has done more to make me like S*ando*al than the season of VPR that was custom made to redeem him.

Have decided to restart 2025 on Lunar New Year on Wednesday. If that fails, will restart on my birthday in May. Failing that, first day of the new school year. Failing that, Rosh Hashana. I simply refuse for this year to be…this.

Months that have occurred since Christmas, which was allegedly one month ago:
1) Extended Holiday Season
2) January (Pre-Fires)
3) The Burning
4) The Current Administration

he’s hot as shit you must acquit

Not to be dramatic, but Spotify and Final Draft having the same app icon colors is ruining my life.

Who am I to be teaching all this? I’m an Emmy nominated writer who’s been working professionally for over a decade. I’ve staffed on and sold comedies, dramas, and features. I’ve taught everywhere from UCB to Stage 32. I’m supportive and I’m fun. Come hang!

Finally, this class will take you from idea to finished pilot in 16 weeks. leilacohan.com/room-snacks

This class will take you from idea to finished pitch in six weeks! Be post-strike ready! leilacohan.com/room-snacks

These days, you have to have a pitch deck (I know). You can pay people hundreds of dollars or you can learn to DIY, which I promise is easy and, honestly? Fun! leilacohan.com/room-snacks

How DO you turn a book/article/movie/podcast into a TV show? Come find out! leilacohan.com/room-snacks

Wondering how to come up with ideas you love? Great news! leilacohan.com/room-snacks

My TV writing classes are filling up (especially those evening sessions!), but there’s still some room! A thread.

MentionItAllPrints - Etsy Shop Planners for the Pop Culture Obsessed by MentionItAllPrints located in Long Beach, California.

Thrilled to introduce my strike project (besides picketing): MENTION IT ALL PRINTS. Planners and other paper goods for the pop culture obsessed. Launching today with Real Housewives and Vanderpump Rules planners!

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The bard really did coin every phrase...

My father is currently arguing that Tom Segura makes more money than Leonardo DiCaprio.

Hi, real quick: why did a cool teen boy look at me and mutter “ice spice” to his friend?

“Out of tomatoes. Can’t believe it.”

Nothing has ever been more illuminating of Why I’m Like This than following my dad around the Stop & Shop and hearing his muttered monologue.