The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

the thing for me about this bull shit move that dems have been doing my entire life is that doing this associates dems with the phrase that no one in the world would otherwise know existed

FELIX FUCKING REYES

lol i woke up feeling optimistic today

1-2 Harry Wilson 89'

lisan al-gaib

haha lol lmao

justin FUCKIN crawford

holy fuck

genuinely fucking hilarious that the next time there was a big email leak all the same media outlets were like "actually we were wrong to have done that" because it would have hurt trump

every time i see a 4k synecdoche ny on ebay i have to fight to stop myself from cashing in my pension

Platner to newspaper: I loved shooting the fuck out of Iraqis, burning their bodies, and trolling people about it with my blackwater hat. Plus I got cheered on for it when I came home. Awesome experience. Killing is 👍

Guy who usually hates all that stuff: So all you guys have is the tattoo huh

baseball is back baby

greatest player in the history of baseball???

justin crawford hall of fame???

MLB Pitcher Paul Skenes Started in the Air Force - and Almost Became a Fighter Pilot Here's everything to know about 23-year-old Major League Baseball pitcher Paul Skenes and his journey from the Air Force to MLB stardom.

not too late for a new career, pal www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/...

oh my god lmfao

rip pirates, maybe next year

ship skenes back to AAA

This is an absolute scandal; the United States government is deliberately consolidating all deportation cases of an ethnic minority that the President has called "garbage" in front of a handpicked group of judges and with dramatically accelerated timeline.

A lawsuit was filed yesterday against it.

here's the thing: baseball

ok thanks man great

i have never needed anything more in my life

please, doctor, my jeff,,,, he's esoteric

hell yeah

let's fucking go

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

in fairness to warren, bernie, etc, this was totally unpredictable

i support the draft but only for him specifically