Only NZ qualifies as a real mate … Scummo’s ineptitude would have triggered the same response from every other nation so that doesn’t indicate much.

Hope that mullah has had his shots before delivering the wedgie !!

Whoda thunk it … Dan Quayle now looking like he was quite a serious intellect ?!?

Here’s a thought … why not just invade Texas and take that oil ?

It will be simples as all the US forces are elsewhere & low on supplies to boot !

Walkouts might indeed be dangerous and therefore demand regulation … but will said students be allowed to run after the first shot ???

Yup - this cohort of first time Jan 6ers will be the tip of the insurrection spear in 2028.

Dump is making sure the avoidance of consequences is hard baked into their tiny amygdala’s !

To be expected … you do realise how dangerous it is to be in the same room as JD ???

Popes have died, national political leaders have been tossed aside, world wars have been unaverted 💀!!!

Even worse … Erika & JD might start rekindling live on stage 🤮!

Where is the Duck Cake ?

Oi … are those really Florsheim ???

Oooh yes … the prospect of a $2 a day involuntary workforce is causing the jelly to wobble her many chins ‘in anticipation’.

Recovering ???

Are you clazy ???

Yeah … referring to Dump’s pathology as an illness suggests it might be curable.

It isn’t !!!

LOL … get yourself a Cattle Dog and you will never be left alone again … ever !!!

Truth !!!

Simples … perhaps a few too many suppositories ?!?

Yup … the closest analogue is metastasising cancer invading every organ and ultimately killing the organism and itself.

Here’s hoping it doesn’t spawn a legion of zombies that go on to extinct us unexceptional cohabitants.

Proximity to the next most imminent os adventure !!!

Surely you recognise the Melania press conference distraction has nearly run out of steam ?!?

LOL … at this rate JD has a strong claim on 6th horseman status !!!

That said I’m not sure how the cartoonist will be able to keep a foul blob of suffocating slime in the saddle !?!

Hmmm … I am not so sure that Vlad is that keen to be linked with the suppository (of all knowledge) … even if there is a very obvious resemblance !!!

Au contraire … it’s not a Big Mac … more like a sad Cheeseburger hold the pickles hold the cheese hold the patty … just some mushy substance that might be bread but on which not even fungus can survive !

Option 1 seems so much simpler … and besides what could possibly go wrong ?!?

Option 2 is so demanding … just imagine having to make justifications whenever oppressing the nonwhite people I feel that I won’t ever like. Way too hard !!!

Yup … trying to front run the deposition! Sad!

Doesn’t everyone flying private dress (sic) ready to shenanigans ?

I guess we can cut Melmoania some slack in that this was so soon after emigrating that she hadn’t had time to fully adjust her cultural radar from full on nudity to somewhat less revealing when seeking make impression !?!

Phew … for a minute there I thought you meant Austria 🌏!!!

But hey Cuba 🇨🇺 you better mind your p’s and q’s … jus’ sayin’.

Well … to nitpick … there won’t be “freedom of navigation” in the future … it will be more like “safe passage” & that only after the relevant fee has been remitted in an approved currency !

If this is “winning” there is no room for doubt that it sucks to be a “loser” DonOld.

I told youse all … JD is a Democrat fifth columnist in wolves clothing !!!

Of course I could be wrong … and he’s simply a power hungry dumb racist fvck masquerading as electable to Morons Incorporated !?!

It’s Neville Shute updated for the 21st century … perfect AI ‘beaches’ for everyone!

… well he’s gotta defeat someone so comprehensively that a triumph is required.

Venuzuala don’t count, Iran is ultra pear shaped … so I guess it’s Cuba’s responsibility 🤷🏼‍♂️.

Bay of Pigs 2.0 ?

One flabby delusional man wades ashore unarmed in daylight and uses his superior king (sic) fu to establish Cuba as the 51st state.

Get my Hollywood agent on the line Doris !

Ummm … because the sycophant sock puppet role was already taken by Marco ?