🌳 Your 2026 comedy lineup is here and it’s STACKED. We’re soooo stoked to have the hilarious Jamali Maddix, Rachel Fairburn, The Dark Room (a Live Action Video Game), and loads more to keep you entertained all weekend!!
🌳 Head to The Word stage Thursday - Saturday nights. Full details in the app.
🌳 Head to our app for full details + timings!!
📷 Gareth Bull + Solid Gold Fitness
🌳 Solid Gold Fitness is back on Friday + Saturday in The Forest (10:30 - 11:15), plus there’s a brand new Kids Edition bringing the energy to the Word Stage too 💪
🌳 Grab your yoga mat (roll mat also acceptable) and start your day with Forest Yoga (every morning 9:00 - 9:45), or head to the Word Stage for Kids Yoga (9:00 - 9:30).
🌳 It's not just music at TREES!! There are loads of other things to get stuck into across the weekend…
The fancy dress theme for TREES ‘26 is… 2000memes 📲
You’ve spent years doing the research (scrolling counts). Now it’s time to bring it IRL.
No algorithm. No buffering. Just you, your mates, and meme chaos in a field 👀
🌳 PLUS: The eagle-eyed among you may have already spotted it on the new poster… we’ve added the amazing ELLiS·D to the lineup!! Head to the clashfinder to find out where and when.
📷 Sophie Ditchfield
🌳 The app, powered by Meliora, is your go-to for all lineup and stage time updates across the weekend, so make sure notifications are turned on. We’ll only ever send the important stuff, promise… no spam!!
🌳 The moment you’ve all been waiting for… you can now start meticulously planning your weekend!! The clashfinder is LIVE on the 2000trees Festival app.
🌳 p.s. while we're announcing things, the clashfinder will be live early next week!! Download our app (available via iOS and Android) and whack on notifications to be the first to know: linktr.ee/2000trees
🌳 On this fine Thursday morning, we are SO excited to announce that the legendary Thursday are finally coming to 2000trees this summer!! They're one of the most requested bands of recent years and we're buzzing to finally bring 'em to Upcote... and yes, they’re playing on Thursday. Obviously.
"If you're going to perform 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡, you need imagination. You need the simplest version of the idea - the one that will grow naturally in the subject's mind. Subtle art."
All will be revealed tomorrow (Thursday, 10am). We know you've been dreaming about this one for a while!! 👀
Fridge in a pit?? It can only be Saturday at TREES!!!
We’ve had some superbly silly themes over the years for you to get stuck into: 2000bees, 2000freeze, 2000believes, 2000screams…. what do you wanna see this July?? 👇
Barrier mems on a Monday 💚 Who are you charging to the front for this year??
📷 Gareth Bull
THE FOREST 🌳🌳 Would give anything to be back amongst the trees right now with a crisp pint in hand, evening sun flickering through the leaves, watching a secret set or dancing at the silent disco. Not long now!!
📷 Sophie Ditchfield
📷 Joe Singh
The #2000trees 2026 lineup playlist is complete!! Ram packed with bangin' tunes from all your old faves and new discoveries. DIVE IN 🤘😎🤘
📷 Jez Pennington
🌳 This is officially the biggest selling TREES ever!! 4-Day Tickets are sold out and we’re down to our last handful of VIP Tickets after a few more appeared in an old coat we thought we'd lost. Scoop up the remainders while you can: bit.ly/TREES26
🌳 ...including Sunny Day Real Estate, Mouth Culture, Mallory Knox, The XCERTS, ALT BLK ERA, Cosmic Psychos, Higher Power, Delilah Bon, The Skinner Brothers, Saint Agnes, and LOOOADS more, including a bonus live silent disco set from Frozemode.
🌳 Neck Deep are headlining the Saturday of 2000trees 2026!! They join already announced headliners Funeral For A Friend and Alkaline Trio, alongside a whole bunch of new names...
The 2000trees 2026 lineup playlist is absolutely rammed with bangers to make you move 'n' groove - get it in your lugholes and get prepped for this summer’s BEST rock party: https://linktr.ee/2000trees 🤘🤠🤘
📸 Sophie Ditchfield
💚 SOOOOO STOKED to have @marmozets back at Upcote this year!!! There's a new single called Running With The Sun In Your Eyes coming v. soon (which you can pre-save at https://marmozets.ffm.to/rwtsiye but we're still not over the slab of noise that is New York!!
📸 Richard Mukuze
High Vis absolutely ripped it back in 2023!! They’re back at TREES this July and we CANNOT WAIT for them to bring the mayhem. See you down the front, right? 😎
📷 Gareth Bull
Only 138 days to go until TREES 26!! To put that in terms we understand a lil easier: just 54,945~ plays* of Streetcar by Funeral For A Friend, soooooo basically… not long at all 🌳🌳
📸 Gareth Bull
(give or take, we do festivals not mathtivals)
🌳 We updated the 2000trees 2026 lineup playlist a couple of weeks ago with all the latest additions to this year's fest… who’s been your best discovery so far??
📹 C Wilkinson
Happy Valentine's Day 💚
TREES is for the lovers!! From proposals in the pit to first meetings in The Forest, we’ve seen a lot of love stories begin over the years. Did you meet your future partner at Upcote? We'd love to hear about it!!
📸 Gareth Bull + Carla Mundy
🌳 There's a LOT to sink your teeth into here, and tickets are flying out... make sure you bag those weekend tix and join us at this summer's best rock party: bit.ly/TREES26
🌳 FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND are headlining Friday at 2000trees 2026 for their only show of the year!! We are SO psyched to reveal this latest bunch of names - as well as FFAF and the recently unveiled Arcane Roots, we have The Bronx + Mariachi El Bronx, Marmozets, Militarie Gun, The Scratch, and mooore.
🌳 All of our leftover 4-DAY and VIP tickets go back on sale tomorrow, 1 Feb. They're aren't gonna be many available, so your best chance of picking one up is by signing up to the waitlist and waiting for the bat signal: http://bit.ly/TREES26
📸 Joe Singh
🌳 Arcane Roots will EXCLUSIVELY play 2000trees and ArcTanGent this summer as they make their long-awaited return!! As well as headlining The Axiom on the Friday, they’re gonna be performing a second, stripped-back set packed with classic tunes and rarities galore in The Forest.
🌳 Ready for the resale?? Don't forget to join the waitlist if you wanna get your paws on a 4-Day or VIP ticket.
📸 Jez Pennington
