It's bad enough that I went into the playoffs knowing I was going to be disappointed by the Kings, it's even worse to see uh whatever Pittsburgh is doing.

SIX FLYERS IN THE PENALTY BOX

lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX

five flyers and five penguins in the penalty boxes after a brawl

STANDING ROOM ONLY IN THE PENALTY BOXES

Very high (25,000 feet or so)

View from out an airplane window (it's a 737), featuring the planes wing, lake Michigan down below, and the blob of land that is western Michigan

I appreciate that airlines are finally offering free wifi in the year 2026 but also, man, this was the last place left where it was plausible that I could not be reached

Happy Earth Day.

On the one hand, the kings aren't getting blown out like I thought they would. On the other: lol

As someone who lives directly under the O'Hare flight path, I'm always like, can't you just find a way to drop me off en route?

My favorite part of flying into O'Hare is the 30 minutes we spend driving around for a gate.

....Jake Guentzel is on the Lightning??

jon cooper would make a good muppet

I enjoy being in Montreal at the same time the Canadiens are playing because when I hear incoherent screaming during a game it is safe to assume that something just happened.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is

Duck outside a door with a sign: "do not let the duck in"

I would definitely

The Montreal Victoire(28GP), have more points on the season than the Vancouver Canucks(82GP)

I've mostly been trying to talk myself out of buying a Poulin jersey but I might fail 🤣

I appreciate the one guy who booed the US anthem. It's okay, buddy, I'd boo us too.

Lmao I've managed to see the Seattle Torrent when Hilary Knight was hurt and now the Montreal Victoire without Marie-Philip Poulin 🤷

The Montreal Victoire and Boston Fleet hockey teams warming up before their game

Canada sure knows how to build a hockey arena

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A bowl of fries, gravy, and cheese

Poutine! At the Hockey Game

I can't believe the NHL playoffs have chosen to gift me with a Pittsburgh/Philadelphia series. It's like it's Christmas.

We did just get to the cat cafe 🤣

Montreal has a lot of very good dogs.

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

It's across the street from where I'm staying, I might cancel all my other plans

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit