My weakest point.....i want ppl to be happy

Been pissed at my ex for like a year since we broke up but just saw a video of him smiling and having a good time and immediately i softened up on him

Im glad muji doesnt exist in my country btw id be too powerful

Shoutout to the mom account that liked this post when i tweeted it and 5 minutes later revoked the like

Thinking abt the life I left back home..... i wonder how my planties r doing

If ur in japan and u get a mega beer.... believe them....

They gave me a beer this big. Wut do i do.....

PaRappa the Tripsitter
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Thank u! Its resolved i was just being a baby

^ thats the volatility

Its fine ITS FINE I JUST NEED ARRANGEMENTS PPL TO REPLY TO MEEEEE

Extremely volatile emotions towards last minute changes on vacations. Train got cancelled for 6 hours and its destroying 11 days of my vacays

Im not sure im ready for a 36 hour flight oh god

Gogo curry, my beloved

a number 2 you know what i mean

The 200mg of magnesium i took yesterday is doing a number on me today

Vaccine fevers are fun cause its play pretend I'm ill. Yea baby ill sleep for 12 hrs im "sick"

The way a 30 min nap solves everything

No offense diva but that bag is not your color

Im a plant tweeter now

Notching is for weak willed ppl. Prune like a real freak

A cartoon drawing of anthropomorphic wolves in a video arcade, playing cabinet versions of Lotus 123 and Microsoft Excel

Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes

I pee potable water at this point

I must be the most hydrated person in the universe

Hokkun is a minimalistic orange mascot from Shimonoseki City, inspired by the oranges and sunsets there.

I replied to it but wether(spelling?) its coherent at all is yet to be known to me

Smoked too much weed and immediately opened a job offer message. Uh oh!

Tyyy :)

Im 30 years fuckin old baby

This year is gonna be twenty twenty zeke