If you’re hot, your phone’s hot, let it have a cool dip

Oh

Both unbelievably horrific and incredibly funny

And every reactionary national movement, they’re always stabbed in the back by perfidious “priestly castes”

Luigi in Ur Doorway

SUPER MARIO BROS. 2
NINTENDO 1988
NES

I asked my 13 year old son what hogwarts house he would be in and he slid his hand up his ass crack and slapped me in the face with it

Wake up, sheeple!

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

Good time to realize social democracy is not a viable political strategy and start exploring alternatives

What up you got any Buddhist scriptures?

So… did you talk about The Wall???

April 17, 2026
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Oof

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

lol

ICE agent charged with two felonies for pointing his gun at motorists during Operation Metro Surge Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty said a nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the surge.

A nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the enforcement surge in Minnesota.

There’s something wrong with the new Boards of Canada music, it sounds all lo fi and mysterious

relatable

Just pegged a rat with an empty seltzer can. Stay out of my yard, deadbeat!

Fucking hell

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 44 seconds.

Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun (2002) Home Video Trailer : 44s

haha washed

Rendition of Trump's arch showing a winged statue of liberty at the peak

It's the winged Liberty from his arch, right?

The university administration has begun an ideological crackdown in the vein of "divisive concepts" laws at the unit with the weakest governance and academic freedom protections—the Lab School. Read our full statement here: www.uchicagoaaup.org/statements/l...

it's so funny to complain about the Pope being "weak on crime". he is the ostensible mouthpiece of a God whose whole thing is forgiving sins. it's technically his job to be weak on crime.

Will they do your bidding?

You found the clay!