Not me unexpectedly getting a promotion the very day I post this thread ☺️🙌🏽

Sr. Director of Human Resources***

bitchilante: being mean only to people who deserve it.

added to vocabulary ✨

Project Glasswing: Securing critical software for the AI era A new initiative to secure the world’s most critical software and give defenders a durable advantage in the coming AI-driven era of cybersecurity.

From the source.

Punxsutawney Phil when I CATCH YOU

Two extremely rare things on the verge of being wiped out being held by the thing that is wiping them out

I hate it here

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Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.

The best apology is changed behavior. Your sorry don’t mean shit if you’re still on the same bullshit.

Which only makes sense!

I will temporarily excuse the use of AI by Iran to absolutely dogwalk us as a country, yes. Because not a single lie was told.

This is what the church should be doing

Be loud if you want. Just match that energy when speaking on how women are being failed locally, nationally, and globally.

Also I do not expect the US defeat in a war the US started will change much for MAGA. These people are still slobbering over Bobby Lee 150 years later

Not the same boat
Not the same ocean
Not even the same planet as Mr Nelson.

Ya…50 degrees my left tit!

I don’t think racist people should be allowed to eat ethnic cuisine. Of any kind. It should be against the cult rules or something. Cause be all the way racist. No soul food, no tacos, no Chinese food, no tandoori chicken, no Thai tea for you bitches. Only White Castle for the hoes.

We elected an administration on the messaging that all of society’s ills were a result of DEI & immigration. So we’re left with no choice when we look at all this immediate & staggering abject failure, death & unnecessary suffering around you but to understand that it is a direct result of whiteness

Get you somebody that’ll let you be weird with them. It’s freeing.

Tune in in two weeks for another episode of how to bluff your way through a war you started by accident

In order to get ahead in America, you have to study hard, work hard, and postpone your wars after the market closes so you can insider trade

25th Amendment won’t work—because Republicans. Impeachment didn’t work—because Republicans. 14th Amendment didn’t work—because Republicans. He was allowed to run again—because Republicans. His Cabinet picks went through—because Republicans. Usurping war powers and purse from Congress—Republicans!

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"Thicker than zoo glass"

I love it when new bars enter the canon

Good. And honestly the show is perfect as is.

I’m with the Corgi… Fuck performing.

Any reasonable lawyer who has read the memo knows that this is not what it requires, so Mizzou is just performing racism to satisfy racists. Also this rhetorical slip was absolutely made easier by people who conflated DEI with race/affinity spaces and I hope everyone is learning their lesson.

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I’ve decided I’m no longer chastising myself for small grammatical errors as an AI hold out.

My mistakes are a sign of my humanity.

And, ima keep working daily.

Look at me helping to make history.